Dan: Think I got a shot at a second date?
Serena: I don't think you could top this one.
Dan: Well, I did punch someone.

Serena: You asked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice?
Dan: No, I just thought you were hot. And, technically, you asked me out.

Dan: You'll really go out with some guy you don't know?
Serena: Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know.

Chuck: I'm gonna have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
Serena: And if you order a drink, they're also serving pigs.
Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty.

Serena: I love you, B.
Blair: I love you, too, S.

You're like my sister. And with our families... we need each other.

Nate: You're back now.
Serena: I didn't come back for you.

Look, Blair's my best friend and you're her boyfriend. And she loves you. That's the way things are supposed to be.

Serena: You know my mom: if it's not broke, break it.

Gossip Girl Quotes

Even Blair Waldorf can not bend DNA to her will.

Dan

Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.