Gossip Girl

Serena van der Woodsen Quotes (Page 8)

Serena: Yeah, I'm sure you and Dan had a really deep connection. That is until a prince came along.
Blair: Of course. Because that would be an even bigger threat to you.
Serena: What's that supposed to mean?
Blair: You prefer when you're the one in the spotlight. But it's my turn now. You can have a taste of what it's like to be in my shadow for once. Now if you'll excuse me, my prince awaits.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: So you guys have been lying to me and sneaking around for months so you could hang out as friends?
Blair: Exactly. Friends.
Dan: Yeah, I swear. Just friends.
Serena: Well I'm really glad you two found each other because you sure lost me.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Serena: But you guys are my two closest friends. Why couldn't you just tell me that?
Dan: I was hoping it would go away.
Blair: I was humiliated. Which is why we kissed.
Dan: To make sure nothing else was going on to complicate us or hurt you.
Serena: And?
Blair: Biggest regret of my life.
Dan: I mean that's a little bit of an overstatement, but yeah, it was not a good kiss.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: I don't understand. How did you end up in a kiss in the first place? Any kiss?
Dan: We both were alone over Christmas break.
Blair: And we ran into each other at the movies.
Dan: And then it kept happening after the break, only we started making plans to meet.
Blair: And even worse. Enjoying it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rufus: I want the party moved more than anyone, but it's not worth resorting to blackmail.
Serena: Yeah. You're probably right. So. Psycho or Silence of the Lambs?
Rufus: Alright, make the call.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: It was so romantic. My Vivier arrived with a note from Louis. Usually I'd make him wait a standard 48 hours before going on a date but I make exceptions for royalty.
Serena: And you bring royalty to Veselka.
Blair: Oh believe me, I'd rather be at Petrossian. But he's here in secret so he has to keep a low profile and what's lower than this?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie: Dan's standing outside of some restaurant called Veselka. But he's definitely acting weird.
Serena: Veselka. And guilty weird or hungry weird? The man loves his pierogies.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlie: Okay, so the idea is that we search the Gossip Girl archives for evidence of Dan and Blair sneaking around so you know for sure if Vanessa's telling the truth.
Serena: That's the basic idea.
Charlie: And... I'm sorry. I'm still new at this. How is that better than just asking them?
 • Rating: Unrated

Serena: Hey Mom. We're back from our tour of the best pastry shops in Manhattan.
Charlie: I did a Linzer tart taste test.
Eric: I had three espressos and then I picked a fight with a barista.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie: It says here they went away together to Connecticut.
Serena: Oh, that doesn't mean anything. They went to Cornwall to find Juliet because she drugged me and tried to convince everyone I was crazy.
Charlie: Right. Because that happens.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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