Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II"
Blair: Throughout all my years with Nate, my whole life really, you've always been #1. Now, things are different. I have college. A real relationship. I'm starting to build a life for myself.Serena: I'm building a life for myself too.
Blair: With Carter? With your job working for a publicist who pays you to date a wacked-out movie star? You're drifting away from Dan and your family and you've lost Nate, one of your oldest friends. This night is finally over. And as far as I'm concerned, so are we.
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Chuck: What the hell is wrong with you?
Serena: Right now? Thirst. I need a drink. She called me a prostitute.
Chuck: Why do you think she did that?
Serena: I'm not sleeping with Patrick. You of all people know what a prostitute does.
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Chuck: The reason Blair attacked you is because she misses you. After 18 years, you can't read Waldorf subtext?
Serena: I shouldn't have to. If that's how she feels then she should just tell me. It's the mature thing to do.
Chuck: This coming from someone who just pushed their best friend into a cake.
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Chuck: Look, you think your friendship is going to take care of itself. You're not kids anymore. You can't say you hate each other and then make up an hour later on the MET steps.
Serena: You tell her that.
Chuck: I'm telling you. And you should be careful. Because one day you're gonna find yourself telling people about Blair Waldorf. The girl who used to be your best friend.
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Serena: Where is he?
Blair: Don't worry. I took care of it. I had him taken up to a suite.
Serena: What? Why?
Blair: He's bombed. He's drunker than Paula Abdul during Hollywood week.
Serena: Are you really that jealous that he's here with me?
Blair: Look, S. You know wasted better than most of us having been in that state so many times yourself. Looks like you just met your match.
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Serena: Well I can't wait for you to meet Patrick. He's over at the bar getting me a drink right now. I feel SO lucky. He's so attentive.
Blair: It doesn't take much, does it? What. No one's ever accused you of saying no.
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Patrick: It's a remake of Leaving Las Vegas. They want to redo it with a younger cast.
Serena: Where did you get those scripts?
Patrick: In the garbage! I'm telling you, this one's amazing. Care to join me in a little research?
Serena: No, no research. Your team has been pushing really hard for the political one. And I worked my butt off to get you into this party tonight!
Patrick: Yeah, but Miley Cyrus has already signed on to play the Elisabeth Shue role. They must have seen her on that pole at the TCAs ...
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Patrick: You think Blair had me thrown out because I'm a little tipsy? Or because I was talkin' to that high-priced call girl friend of hers?
Serena: What did you just say?
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Blair: S! I hope you're not here looking for an apology.
Serena: No, actually I'm just dropping something off for Olivia.
Blair: Oh that's right! I momentarily forgot your job is more important than your friends.
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Serena: Don't worry about Dan, I'm sure he'll understand.
Olivia: He hasn't even seen it. I don't know what to do. I have to fix this. In the meantime, I have to keep him away from TV, and the Internet, and strangers with the urge to make fun of him.
Serena: Don't forget about Gossip Girl.
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