Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette"
KC: That was amazing. You're like a diva whisperer. I'm KC, I'm Olivia's publicist.Serena: Serena van der Woodsen.
KC: I know. Do you go to college in the city?
Serena: Actually I'm looking for a job.
KC: [pauses] Really.
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Serena: I'm sorry. I couldn't do it to her.
KC: I understand. Like I'm sure you understand that you're fired.
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Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy"
Serena: [to Dan] If you want to date Georgina, then more power to you. I would just check to see there's not an ice pick under the bed.• Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: You're being pretty open-minded about this whole Georgina thing.
Serena: Well, it's just that I've never been more pleasantly surprised than when I started dating Carter.
Dan: Dating? You're dating Carter Baizen now? Is Chuck not available?
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Serena and Vanessa: [to Dan] Please tell me it was Blair and not Georgina!
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Serena: Dan?
Dan: Oh. Of course.
Serena: Did I just catch you on a walk of shame?
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Scott: Vanessa, I lied to you because I had to.
Vanessa: That's not good enough.
Scott: My name's not Adler, it's Rossin. I'm Rufus and Lily's son.
Gossip Girl: I hope everyone's policies are paid up, because it looks like we're on a collision course.
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Chuck: I see you didn't bring your sidekick this evening. Probably for the best, this place doesn't accept IOUs. Some guys just are-
Serena: Who they are? That's exactly what Blair just said.
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Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen"
Serena: There's a reason I always come back to your Carter, and it's not because you're my bad habit. Carter: What then?
Serena: You're the only one who understood why I wanted to find my father. You were there for me through all of that and I trust you.
Carter: Anyone would have done the same thing.
No they wouldn't have. I don't want anyone else. I want you.
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Carter: Serena, listen to you, what's your deal? You're acting out because daddy doesn't love you? Is that why you skipped out on Brown too?
Serena: Please ...
Carter: No. I told you how I felt and you blew me off until you needed someone to do your dirty work. Well, it's time to find a new bad habit, because it's not gonna be me anymore.
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