Uh... after eating one of Adalind's cookies and eating half my carpet, I'm not all that keen, but whatever you guys need...

Organ donor, but I think this ship has sailed.

Hank: You ate her cookie.
Wu: I did?
Nick: Yeah. That's why you ate your carpet.
Wu: ...Oh.

I don't know what you are. But you're no Aswang.

Wu: And by "ready," you mean "off the deep end"?
Hank: There is no shallow end in this pool.

Hank: Want to get a couple of things clear first.
Wu: "First"? There's a second?

Wu: Are you...?
Renard: You don't wanna go there.

[about Wesen] Oh, so there are friendly ones. Good to know!

Maybe we should call in the dog catcher with a really big net.

Uh, I'm not sure I understand what "average" is anymore in this city. Not that I have any opinion that makes sense, 'cause, you know, I'm ready to go "vampire" or "wolfman." Do I sound a little stressed? No matter.

Nick: I'm okay.
Sgt. Wu: [unconvinced] Uh... you were on your knees, Nick!

The problem is alligators don’t rob houses.

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.


Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?