Shane Botwin Quotes (Page 3)
Season 6, Episode 10: "Dearborn-Again"
Silas: So what do you think is in the locked room at the end of the hall?
Shane: Probably a shrine to our mom.
• Rating: Unrated
Shane: (to Mr. Schiff) You keep a picture of our mom in your wallet?
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Shane: It definitely happened.
Silas: Gross.
Andy: Hey never confirmed.
Doug: They had sex.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 9: "To Moscow, and Quickly"
Shane: I'm a hero! I'm a hero! I can't taste my beer anymore.
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Shane: How the hell are we going to sell has to a kids concert?
Silas: Actually, this will be okay.
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Shane: What happened to your arm?
Doug: I dropped my keys in a porto potty. There was a raccoon in there. I punched it out.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nancy: What's that smell?
Shane: Stevie.
Nancy: Ugh. Go change him.
Shane: I always change him.
Nancy: No, I sometimes do, don't I?
Shane: Do you even know what size diapers he wears?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 8: "Gentle Puppies"
Shane: (to Nancy) Can I drive it at least once before you set it on fire? Please! I've been kidnapped.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 7: "Pinwheels and Whirligigs"
Silas: Shane, get over yourself. No one cares.
Shane: You're just jealous.
Silas: Of what?
Shane: That mom likes me more now.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 6: "A Shoe for a Shoe"
Shane: Una navaja.
Nancy: Oh Shane, no more Spanish.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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