Shane: I think I'm going to need another bag
Wendy: I can send you some things
Shane: I'm not really keen on the postal system handling my underwear
Wendy: I'm not really keen on you going on tour not wearing any

Wendy [about Maddie]: Remind me why I was so eager to hear her first words
Shane: Oh the good times will come around again darling. Soon she'll be 16 and she'll stop talking to us all together

Wendy: How's the game going?
Shane: I'm not watching, it's just on in the the background
Wendy: What's going on in the foreground?

Shane: Do you have another pillow?
Wendy: What do you need another one for?
Shane: For your mother's face

Wendy [to Joyce]: The important thing is that you're here
Shane: That's one theory... can I get you a scotch, Joyce?
Joyce: Are you having one?
Shane: I'm having two

Wendy: Hey when do I get to hear what you're working on?
Shane: Off the clock. How often do we get the chance to dance without being mocked by a fifteen year old?

Shane: I'm toying with a mustache. Josie wanted me to do some PR shots and she thought a little facial hair may lend me some distinction. What do you think?
Wendy: I think you're distinct, let Josie grow her own mustache

[Ted waving steak knife]
Ted: Shane, tell her she has to do it
Shane: Well, darling, gentleman wielding a steak knife is making a demand

Shane: If the director's already looking at choices, what's are the chances?
Sal: Wendy can make it happen, she did before.
[snaaaap!!]

Wendy: Are we supposed to start talking about birth control?
Shane: If we did it'd probably be best you had that talk. If I'd have known about it she wouldn't be here.

Shane: I know she's your bff and all...
Wendy: Did Maddie teach you that?
Shane: Yeah..

Nico: It's Charles
Shane: Where is he?
Nico: In Vienna...
Shane: Well tell him to stay there, I look pretty good with three dates.

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Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I know you thought we could fit a crowd in here. I hope it's alright that it's just us.

Joe

You're not, you're stewing. You've been on the same chapter for the same two hours. People spend less time studying for the bar.

Shane
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