Shane Healy Quotes (Page 2)
Season 1, Episode 6: "Take the High Road"
Shane: I know she's your bff and all...
Wendy: Did Maddie teach you that?
Shane: Yeah..
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Season 1, Episode 5: "Dressed to Kill"
Nico: It's Charles
Shane: Where is he?
Nico: In Vienna...
Shane: Well tell him to stay there, I look pretty good with three dates.
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Season 1, Episode 4: "Bombay Highway"
Wendy: Next time it would be nice if we all great ordered takeout from the same place.
Shane: Globalization is not great for the planet, but it's great for leftovers!
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Wendy: You're doing laundry, I love you.
Shane: They're just socks. Wait 'til you see me folding.
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Season 1, Episode 3: "Pink Poison"
Shane: I like this side of you. It's like sorority girl meets women's prison. Can I frisk you?
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Season 1, Episode 2: "Nothing Sacred"
Wendy: Look at me, my hands are shaking.
Shane: Take a Xanax.
Wendy: I already did, this beyond Xanax.
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Shane: If we're gonna be up all night, can we at least have a little fun?
Wendy: I cannot handle be screwed by two people at once.
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Shane: You're not, you're stewing. You've been on the same chapter for the same two hours. People spend less time studying for the bar.
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Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"
Shane: You're gonna keep rising and rising and I'm going to be looking for Spider-Man band aids and cleaning up cat puke and I just gotta make peace with that. It just seems to get a little harder each day.
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Shane: When I'm here with you and it's just us and the kids I never feel like I nothing. It's just everything changes when I walk out the door.
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