The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 15)

Leonard: We'll miss you Sheldon.
Sheldon: Yeah, well, who wants to spend the whole weekend, running around a bunch of pretend planets, battling made up monsters? That's for babies.
Howard: Yeah, but it's got lightsabers.
Sheldon: Please, Amy! It's got lightsabers!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sheldon: She's 93. She won't be disappointed for very long.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Penny: Please come home and let me cut your hair.
Sheldon: Amy what do you think?
Amy: There's not a hair on this body I wouldn't let this woman trim.
 • Rating: 3.9 / 5.0

Penny: Where are you going?
Sheldon: Where ever the music takes me kitten.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: Why did you get bongos?
Sheldon: Richard Feynman played bongos, I thought I would give that a try
Leonard: Richard Feynman was a physicist
Penny: It's three o'clock in the morning, I don't care if Richard Feynman was a purple leprechaun that lived in my butt!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I gotta run...[stops] but not with scissors, that would be unsafe.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Amy: What about Supercuts?
Sheldon: I tried it once; they cut men and women hair at the same time in the same room. It's like Sodom and Gomorrah with mousse.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: I use to cut my brother's hair. I could do it for you
Sheldon: I know you mean well, offering the skills of the hill folk, but here in town we don't churn our own butter, we don't make dresses from gunny sacks, and sure-as-shootin don't get our hair cut by bottle blon..
Leonard: Sheldon be nice!
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Sheldon: To paraphrase T.S. Elliot, this is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a nephew.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Sheldon: I'm trying to raise the temperature in here before my nipples tear through my shirt.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

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