Sheldon Cooper Quotes
Amy: Oh ... are we nervous, Dr. Cooper?
Sheldon: No. What you see is a man trembling with confidence.
Biologists are mean.
Sheldon: This is now the only lab with glassware washed by a man with two doctorates and a restraining order signed by Carl Sagan.
Amy: Soap spots. Wash them again.
Amy: I'm excited to work with my boyfriend. It's going to be romantic.
Sheldon: Way to kill the mood.
Leonard: Lobster traps?
Sheldon: Yes. That's how Velma and Scooby smuggled Shaggy into the old lighthouse.
Good Lord! Would you stop that caterwauling?
Wine and a girl in the dark ... he's going to be bored out of his mind.
To amend the words of Toy Story -- "You've not got a friend in me."
Raj: They put you under for a cleaning?
Sheldon: They have to -- I'm a biter.
Leonard: Sheldon, Canada is not going to invade California.
Sheldon: Yeah, really? You think those hippies in Washington and Oregon can stop them?
Cut! [sighs] Take 47.