I was thinking specifically of the gentleman over there, moving his lips as he enjoys the latest exploits of Betty and Veronica.

Amy Farrah Fowler doesn't believe in wearing costumes. She isn't the free spirit I am.

We're the Justice League of America. There's only one thing we can do - turn around and slowly walk away.

Zack: Where do they keep the Archie comics?
Sheldon: In the bedrooms of ten year old girls were they belong.

Zack: I haven't been to a comic book store in literally a million years.
Sheldon: Literally? Literally a million years?

Zack: I see, you were inferring that i'm stupid.
Sheldon: That's not correct. We were implying it... you then inferred it.

Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because I'm pretty sure you were watching Nickelodeon.

Amy: I have potential for sexual arousal.
Sheldon: A cross we all must bear.

Penny: That's thinking ahead.
Sheldon: The alternative would be to think backwards.. and that's just remembering.

Amy: Sheldon, I am not going through menopause.
Sheldon: Are you sure? You said that with the testy bark of an old bitty.

I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together, and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.

Even at Star Trek conventions, they only let him in if he helps set up!

TBBT Quotes

Mrs. Cooper: Shelly! I'm so glad you're here!
Sheldon: I saw you having naked sex.

Penny: I give up, he's impossible
Sheldon: I can't be impossible, I exist. I believe what you meant to say is, "I give up, he's improbable."