I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together, and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.

Even at Star Trek conventions, they only let him in if he helps set up!

Well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton, the Jar-Jar Binks of the "Star Trek" universe.

Sheldon: And here's where we are -- the runts in a large litter unlikely to ever reach the nourishing teats of Indiana Jones.
Leonard: So it's good we stopped for dinner.

I find zombies dancing in choreographed synchronicity implausible. And also it's really scary.

No, Gorn, no! That's where I sit.

I don't like the Olive Garden. They treat me like family.

If we're changing topics, I believe I have dibs with the capybara, a rodent the size of a baby hippo.

Wolowitz: You love that spot.
Sheldon: No, I love my mother. My feelings for my spot are much greater. It is the singular location in space around which revolves my entire universe. And now it's yours.

I believe you were about to ask me to choose a cocktail. Fortunately, thanks to computer-savvy alcoholics, there's an app for that.

That was an experiment to determine at what concentration does food start tasting moth-y.

And to think! I was ready to waste the last of my good hemorrhoid cream on you!

TBBT Quotes

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.

Leonard: Hi. I'm Leonard. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will never forget.
Raj: Where are we going?