Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 43)
Season 2, Episode 21: "The Vegas Renormalization"
Sheldon: You know, I'm given to understand that there's an entire city in Nevada devoted specifically to help people like Howard forget their problems. They replace them with new problems such as alcoholism, gambling addiction and sexually transmitted diseases
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Sheldon [about Wolowitz and Leslie]: What exactly does that expression mean, "friends with benefits?" Does he provide her with health insurance?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 20: "The Hofstadter Isotope"
Sheldon: You're probably thinking, "the comic book store, on a Thursday? Why I've fallen down the rabbit hole and into a land of madness." What you have failed to take into account, Penny, is that this is "Anything Can Happen Thursday"
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Sheldon: More wrong? Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to degradation
Stuart: It's a little wrong to say to say a tomato is a vegetable, it's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Leonard: I just don't get what she sees in Stuart, we're practically the same guy
Sheldon: ...Stuart is taller, artistic, self employed, and most importantly, gets 45% off comic books
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Leonard: But we all agreed the third Thursday of every month will be "Anything Can Happen Thursday"
Sheldon: Apparently the news didn't reach my digestive system, which when startled has it's own version of "Anything Can Happen Thursday"
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 19: "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
Sheldon: Listen to that! "Stomp, stomp, stomp." It's Wolowitz and his stacked heels that fool no one.
• Rating: Unrated
Sheldon [looking for musical instrument in new neighbor's boxes]: Do those sound like castanets to you?
Leonard: The box says "kitchen."
Sheldon: So? Do cocaine smugglers write "cocaine" on the box?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 18: "The Work Song Nanocluster"
Sheldon: You'll effectively be paying yor self 5.19 per day
Penny: A day??
Sheldon: There are children in sneaker factories in Indonesia that outearn you
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: I'm a physicist. I have a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything it contains
Penny: Who's Radiohead?
Sheldon [after twitching for a minute]: I have a working knowledge of the important things
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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