Sheldon Cooper Quotes
Even at Star Trek conventions, they only let him in if he helps set up!
Well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton, the Jar-Jar Binks of the "Star Trek" universe.
Sheldon: And here's where we are -- the runts in a large litter unlikely to ever reach the nourishing teats of Indiana Jones.
Leonard: So it's good we stopped for dinner.
I find zombies dancing in choreographed synchronicity implausible. And also it's really scary.
No, Gorn, no! That's where I sit.
I don't like the Olive Garden. They treat me like family.
If we're changing topics, I believe I have dibs with the capybara, a rodent the size of a baby hippo.
Wolowitz: You love that spot.
Sheldon: No, I love my mother. My feelings for my spot are much greater. It is the singular location in space around which revolves my entire universe. And now it's yours.
I believe you were about to ask me to choose a cocktail. Fortunately, thanks to computer-savvy alcoholics, there's an app for that.
That was an experiment to determine at what concentration does food start tasting moth-y.
And to think! I was ready to waste the last of my good hemorrhoid cream on you!
Leonard: You put moths in my food!?
Sheldon: For science.