Zack: I haven't been to a comic book store in literally a million years.
Sheldon: Literally? Literally a million years?

Zack: I see, you were inferring that i'm stupid.
Sheldon: That's not correct. We were implying it... you then inferred it.

Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because I'm pretty sure you were watching Nickelodeon.

Amy: I have potential for sexual arousal.
Sheldon: A cross we all must bear.

Penny: That's thinking ahead.
Sheldon: The alternative would be to think backwards.. and that's just remembering.

Amy: Sheldon, I am not going through menopause.
Sheldon: Are you sure? You said that with the testy bark of an old bitty.

I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together, and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.

Even at Star Trek conventions, they only let him in if he helps set up!

Well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton, the Jar-Jar Binks of the "Star Trek" universe.

Sheldon: And here's where we are -- the runts in a large litter unlikely to ever reach the nourishing teats of Indiana Jones.
Leonard: So it's good we stopped for dinner.

I find zombies dancing in choreographed synchronicity implausible. And also it's really scary.

No, Gorn, no! That's where I sit.

TBBT Quotes

Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.


(Singing) Thor and Dr Jones, Thor and Dr. Jones. One plays with lightening, the other plays with bones.

Howard and Raj