Bozeman does have a comedy club called the Loony Bin. Please don't forward my mail there.

Wonderful security system if we're attacked by a school of tuna.

I do not have to urinate. I am a master of my own bladder. Drat.

The four of you are three of my closest friends, and one treasured acquaintance.

My new computer came with Windows 7. Windows 7 is much more user-friendly than Windows Vista. I don't like that.

I'm not crazy; my mother had me tested.

Sheldon: You know, the more I think about it, the "mobster sauce" couldn't possibly contain chunks of mobster.
Leonard: And why is that?
Sheldon: It was listed under "Seafood."
Leonard: Maybe they were mobsters who "slept with the fishes."

I disinfected the kitchen and the bathroom, and now I thought I'd learn Finnish.

If outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?

Raj: Come on, let's get a drink.
Sheldon: I don't drink.
Raj: Well I do, and when my wingman is carrying a Green Lantern lantern, I drink a lot.

Sheldon: I'm sorry Raj, I have no desire to salute any article of clothing tonight, much less one that's linked to race riots in the 1940s.
Raj: Race Riots?
Sheldon: The "Zoot Suit Riots?"
Raj: Ohhhh. I always thought that was some sort of after-Christmas sale.

Raj: We'd just see what's what.
Sheldon: That's a semantically null sentence.

TBBT Quotes

Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.


(Singing) Thor and Dr Jones, Thor and Dr. Jones. One plays with lightening, the other plays with bones.

Howard and Raj