Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 9)
Season 6, Episode 7: "The Habitation Configuration"
Sheldon: Get the Mad Hatter on the horn, I'm having a tea party.
Penny: You might want to pace yourself.
Sheldon: I drink tea all the time. I think I know what I'm doing.
Penny: Far be it from me to criticize a man with a full pubis.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Sheldon: Wow, Amy's mad and Leonard was right. What a weird day.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Eat one of your Luna bars. Very often when women think they're angry they're really just hungry.
Amy: I'm not hungry!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Sheldon[to Wil Wheaton after handing him a Wesley action figure]: Feel free to play with yourself.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 6: "The Extract Obliteration"
Sheldon: Coop and Rolling Thunder are back together again.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Oh, it's only a matter of time before we're coming up with fun nicknames for each other. I'll be Coop. He'll be Wheels. If he's okay with that.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 5: "The Holographic Excitation"
Amy: I'm Raggedy Ann and he's Raggedy C-3PO.
Sheldon: It was a compromise. I lost.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Sheldon: What's a hickey?
• Rating: Unrated
Sheldon: A Tardis makes no sense. It's a time machine from a science fiction show. It has nothing to do with Halloween. That being said, if you don't get a Tardis you stink and your party stinks.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Two tea bags in one cup? You're not at a rave.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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