Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 9)
Season 4, Episode 19: "The Zarnecki Incursion"
Leonard: You called the police because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account?
Sheldon: What choice did I have? The mighty Sheldor, level 85 blood elf, hero of the Eastern kingdoms has been picked clean, like a carcass in the desert sun. Plus, the FBI hung up on me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 18: "The Prestidigitation Approximation"
Sheldon: Where am I going to find Uranium-235 this time of night? ... C'mon, Craig's List!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: Not knowing's part of the fun.
Sheldon: Was that the motto of your community college?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 17: "The Toast Derivation"
Leonard: So don't watch TV. Read a book.
Sheldon: And be a social pariah? Now you know that's not my style.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: On Thursdays everybody comes over here and has pizza, or a reasonable facsimile prepared by someone claiming to be Luigi but who sounds suspiciously like Jackie Chan.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: We could also stop using the letter M. But I think that idea is isguided and oronic.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Indians making Tex-Mex. Might as well have had the Chinese pizza.
• Rating: Unrated
Sheldon: Oh what fun. Like hippies at a love-in.
Leonard: Just sit here.
Sheldon: Right on man, right on.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: How wonderful, dinner with some assembly required.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: This evening I am the Dark Knight roaming these mean streets alone; a windbreaker for my cape and a stern expression for my cowl.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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