Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 9)
Season 5, Episode 8: "The Isolation Permutation"
Sheldon: I can't seem to get in touch with Amy. I tried e-mail, video chat, tweeting her, posting on her Facebook wall,texting her, nothing.
Leonard: Did you try calling her on the telephone?
Sheldon: The telephone. You know, Leonard, in your own simple way, you may be the wisest of us all.
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Sheldon: New topic: women. Delightfully mysterious or bat-crap crazy?
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Season 5, Episode 7: "The Good Guy Fluctuation"
Sheldon: Bazinga, punk. Now we're even.
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Sheldon: Alright, so the topic at hand is sexual fidelity. Probably won't be relying on Seuss here. Although 'One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish' might be surprisingly applicable.
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Sheldon: I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on, Cooper, you're better than this.
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Leonard: Oh. Watch out, Sheldon. This little boy Casper is a g-g-g-ghost!
Sheldon: Droll.
Howard: Not as droll as a grown man passed out in a puddle of his own urine.
Leonard: That was pretty droll. With a hint of ammonia.
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Sheldon: [reading on wall] "See you in hell Sheldon."
The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma.
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Season 5, Episode 6: "The Rhinitis Revelation"
Amy: Sheldon, is it possible that your foul mood -- or, to use the clinical term, bitchiness -- is because your mother isn't making you a priority?
Sheldon: No. Or, to use the clinical term: "nuh-uh."
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Sheldon: Yes, Penny has a lot of money tied up in promiscuity futures.
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Sheldon's mom: ... there's no harm in trying something new.
Sheldon: There's a lot of harm in trying something new. That's why we test out drugs and cosmetics on bunny rabbits.
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