Favorite Shoshanna Shapiro Quotes
Adam, you’re like so dementedly helpful.
Shoshanna: I just don't understand why nobody tells you how bad its gonna be in the real world.
Marnie: Yeah they do. It's pretty much all they tell you.
Thank you, it's really helpful to know you were a fuck-up too.
It's really amazing that all three of you have accomplished so little in the four year since college.
By the way, living in Japan has made me so effing good at folding, steaming, pressing, et cetera. My friend Satako says that I'm, like, a complete natural, and could totally compete with the best of them. They have this reality TV show there called "Fold, Fold, Press" which is kind of about being human.
I can't be surrounded by your negativity while I'm trying to grow into a fully formed woman. You hate everything!
I may be deflowered but I am not devalued.
What's better than bathing a pig?
Will you get out of me?
I'm like the least virginy virgin ever.
What's a butt plug?
Everyone's a dumb whore.
