What's better than bathing a pig?

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• Added: January 20, 2013

I may be deflowered but I am not devalued.

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• Added: January 12, 2013

Shoshanna: It doesn't hurt.
Ray: Good because I haven't done anything yet.

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• Added: June 17, 2012

Everyone's a dumb whore.

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• Added: June 17, 2012

Marnie: What in God's name is this party for?
Shoshanna: I don't know but she told me if I didn't come, she'd gut me like a fish.

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• Added: June 17, 2012

This is like the most SATC.

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• Added: June 10, 2012

I could massage your groin in a non-sexual way.

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• Added: May 27, 2012

I'm like the least virginy virgin ever.

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• Added: May 06, 2012

I don't wanna touch it if we haven't kissed.

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• Added: May 06, 2012