Sideshow Mel Quotes
Season 22, Episode 4: "Treehouse of Horror XXI"
Sideshow Mel: At least the cup is lined with felt.
Moe: Hey Mr. Positive, shut the hell up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 3: "The Great Wife Hope"
Groundskeeper Willie: Come on ya pansies, I've seen fiercer fights in parliament
Sideshow Mel: What is this, prime minister's question time?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 19, Episode 20: "All About Lisa"
Sideshow Mel: Applause is an addiction, like heroin or checking your e-mail.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 18, Episode 10: "The Wife Aquatic"
Sideshow Mel: I demand entertainment!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 12: "Bart Gets Famous"
Sideshow Mel: Bleh! There's cheese in this sandwich! Surely you know I'm lactose intolerant!
Bart: Sorry.
Sideshow Mel: Sorry? Do you know how sick this is going to make me? Come stand next to the bathroom door, I want to yell at you some more.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5
