Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

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Coulson: I don't know how else to explain it but it needs to be carved.
Skye: Does it just appear in your mind like some sort of vision?
Coulson: No, it just kinda happens. Which is really frustrating because no matter how much I carve it still means nothing to me. I don't even have a theory.
Skye: I do. It's a map.

Skye: Hold on are you saying that I am an alien?
Coulson: It's a theory.
Skye: No a theory is what scientists use to prove things in nature. This is you telling me that I might be an alien. That is not something you just say like it's no big deal.
Coulson: I was trying not to rattle you.
Skye: Guess what? Epic fail.

Hail Hydra

The name they gave me at the orphanage was Mary Sue Poots

Skye: Fitz, have you ever heard of an O84 being a person?
Fitz: No, but I suppose it’s possible. I’d hate to meet the guy.

Ward: It’s strategic.
Simmons: It’s adorable.
Skye: The Tin Man has a heart after all.

Skye: Wow, look at them, the popular kids. Who knew?
Ward: I did.

Skye: Are you Ok? I heard what you were saying back there.
Coulson: It wasn't real. They were just messing with my head.

Coulson: I heard what you did for me. I think it’s time that we remove this. [speaks to bracelet] Disengage bracelet.
Skye: Are you kidding me?
Coulson: I though you like that.

Simmons: We have something for you.
Skye: Is it a sandwich?
Simmons: Yes. it. is. that.

Coulson: They couldn’t have a psychic. They’re not on the index. They’re a myth.
Skye: So is Thor.

Skye: It would be a lot shorter if I could access more files. Maybe remove my internet nanny. I’m talking about my track bracelet.
Coulson: I got that.
Skye: So you’ll take it off?
Coulson: No.

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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Hill: Then New York was invaded by aliens, and they were beaten back by among others, a giant green monster, a costumed hero from the 40s, and a god.
Ward: I don't think Thor is technically a god
Hill: You haven't been near his arms.

Hill: What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for Agent Ward?
Ward: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Hill: And what does that mean to you?
Ward: That someone really wanted our initials to spell SHIELD.

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