Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

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Guess being a douchebag runs in the family.

Coulson: I don't know how else to explain it but it needs to be carved.
Skye: Does it just appear in your mind like some sort of vision?
Coulson: No, it just kinda happens. Which is really frustrating because no matter how much I carve it still means nothing to me. I don't even have a theory.
Skye: I do. It's a map.

Skye: Hold on are you saying that I am an alien?
Coulson: It's a theory.
Skye: No a theory is what scientists use to prove things in nature. This is you telling me that I might be an alien. That is not something you just say like it's no big deal.
Coulson: I was trying not to rattle you.
Skye: Guess what? Epic fail.

Hail Hydra

The name they gave me at the orphanage was Mary Sue Poots

Skye: Fitz, have you ever heard of an O84 being a person?
Fitz: No, but I suppose it’s possible. I’d hate to meet the guy.

Ward: It’s strategic.
Simmons: It’s adorable.
Skye: The Tin Man has a heart after all.

Skye: Wow, look at them, the popular kids. Who knew?
Ward: I did.

Skye: Are you Ok? I heard what you were saying back there.
Coulson: It wasn't real. They were just messing with my head.

Coulson: I heard what you did for me. I think it’s time that we remove this. [speaks to bracelet] Disengage bracelet.
Skye: Are you kidding me?
Coulson: I though you like that.

Simmons: We have something for you.
Skye: Is it a sandwich?
Simmons: Yes. it. is. that.

Coulson: They couldn’t have a psychic. They’re not on the index. They’re a myth.
Skye: So is Thor.

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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

The world is full of evil, lies, pain, and death and you can’t hide from it. You can only face it. The question is when you do, how do you respond, who do you become?

Coulson

Hill: Then New York was invaded by aliens, and they were beaten back by among others, a giant green monster, a costumed hero from the 40s, and a god.
Ward: I don't think Thor is technically a god
Hill: You haven't been near his arms.

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