What did I ever do to you to make you hate me so much?

David: Why do women keep their shoe boxes?
Mary Margaret: Because after true love there is no more powerful magic than footwear. It has to be protected.

I'm a teacher, not a nun.

The nag with the bad attitude. That's what this is about?

All you did was show that anyone can change her life.

Mary Margaret: I'm the worst person in the world.
Emma: Really, the whole world?

You don't get emotional over men. Uh, the floral abuse tells a different story.

David: Come on. Don't tell me it's one sided.
Mary Margaret: You're married. It should be no side.

Emma: So you're a stalker.
Mary Margaret: No. Not really. Well, maybe a little bit.

Love's the worst. I wish there was a magic cure.

I guess if true love was easy, we'd all have it.

Grumpy: You didn't find him?
Snow White: Worse. I lost him.