Favorite Sock Quotes
Sock: Hey, where's the truck going?
Sam: Delaware.
Sock: I approve, good.
Ben: You're an idiot, Sam. And the Devil's going to kill you when he finds out.
Sam: Well, I hope he won't find out.
Ben: Well, isn't he all-knowing and everything?
Sam: Ben, can you find Delaware on a map?
Ben: Well, you make an excellent point
Josie: You are leaching off your mom, and you are actually defending it.
Sock: She's a mom, Josie, she likes it. It's awesome for her
Sock: No, I am grown up, Jose. I can drink, and I can vote.
Josie: When the hell have you ever voted?
Sock: Unimportant
Sock: The password is "Grumpy."
Sam: I don't want to know.
Sock: The cat that we had, you sicko... No, I'm kidding, it's totally a name for my junk
Sam: I'm good at stuff, okay. Other stuff. Right?
Sock: Yeah, you do rock the house at Guitar Hero.
Sam: That's what I'm talking about
Sam: My parents sold my soul to the Devil.
Sock: How drunk are you?
Sam: Totally sober.
Sock: How drunk am I?
Ben: Nobody's hurting Winston.
Sam: Who's Winston?
Ben: The bird.
Sam: You... named the vessel?
Sock: Dude, Winston is not a bird's name, Ben.
Ben: Okay, well you tell me what a bird's name is.
Sock: I don't know, uh, how about Flappy? Or Paul
Sam: You stole mail?
Sock: Yeah.
Ben: Sock, that's a felony.
Sock: Well, come on now, there's a fine line between committing a felony and doing something really cool.
Ben: That's true
Customer: How much for the flat screen?
Sock: A million dollars. Try Best Buy
Ben: You know, I've never seen a dead body up close before. It's messed up.
Sock: I know, right? I mean, you'd think that seeing Scarface all those times, I'd be better prepared for that, but...
Sock: Hi, Gladys. You look ummm today.
Gladys: Place the vessel on the mat.
Sock: Whoa, it's gonna be kind of difficult with all that sexual tension pushing back
Sam: We are not machines, we are not robots.
Sock: Be cooler if we were robots.
Sam: Yeah.
Sock: You know who I'd be if I were a robot?
Sam: Who?
Sock: The hot chick from Terminator 3. First I would tear this building down brick by brick, then I would go home, lock myself in the bedroom, and stare at my boobs for as long as I wanted.
Sam: Yeah.
Sock: Which would be a long time
