Sookie St. James Quotes
Lorelai: Why are you being so mean to me?
Luke: I'm not being mean.
Lorelai: Yes you are. You're being mean.
Luke: Sookie, am I being mean?
Sookie: Well, I wouldn't pay you to put on a red nose and work a birthday party right now.
Luke: Thank God for that.
Lorelai: Why are you so mad at me?
Luke: I just think it's embarrassing.
Lorelai: What is so embarrassing?
Luke: You running around with that kid.
Lorelai: I wasn't running, he's not a kid. We had dinner. You say Chuck E. Cheese, I'll break your nose.
Luke: Hey, I'm not gonna say anything. You go live your life as you please. I got work to do.
(He walks away leaving a confused Lorelai behind)
Sookie: Are you sure this is Shakespeare?
Dean: What's with all the grunting?
Lorelai: I wish Luke was here, he could translate for us.
Lorelai: This is incredible! I go on one stupid date, and suddenly I'm the female Jerry Lee Lewis!
Sookie: Oh forget it honey, the town likes to tease. Plus, he did look really young.
Lorelai: You didn't even see him.
Sookie: Kirk snapped pictures!
Lorelai: I promised Rory we'd go to Luke's afterwards.
Sookie: Even better.
Lorelai: Although I gotta tell ya, I am still pretty peeved by how he acted earlier. I swear that guy runs so hot and cold on me.
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: Well, one minute he's all sweet and building me a chuppah, the next he's being a total jerk for God knows what reason.
Sookie: For God knows what reason? Oh come on Lorelai.
Lorelai: What?
Sookie: Don't you understand that Luke is so into you?
Lorelai: Okay, stop.
Sookie: He has had to watch you go from one guy to another, and then the engagement, and then the engagement was off, and patiently he's waited, and now in walks this kid and he says "My God, will she date anyone else in the world before she'll date me?"
Lorelai: Sookie that's...
Sookie: Hey, maybe it's crazy, maybe it's irrational, but it's there. Just look the guy in the eye. It's right there.
Lorelai: Sookie, Jackson, I want you to meet Luke's nephew. This is Jess.
Sookie: Do you eat cheese?
Jess: What?
Sookie: I think I'll make grilled cheese.
Jackson: Sookie!
Sookie: Well, what if he doesn't like pot roast?
Jackson: Well, then he'll like the salad, the mashed potatoes, or the corn you're making with the pot roast!
Lorelai: Hey, Sookie, the food smells great!
Sookie: It should. We're gonna make this kid think he died and went to heaven!
Jackson: Or Henry VIII's house.
Jackson: Oh my god. This is a great lemon! Seriously, this is the best lemon I've ever tasted. Sookie, you have to try this lemon.
Sookie: Oh my god. This is a great lemon!
Lorelai:(to Jess) Jackson grows fruit... and then he scares people with it!
Lorelai: Did Michel leave?
Sookie: No. He said he had to 'shake his thing.'
(Sookie wants Michel to choose a cookie)
Michel: I don't care.
Sookie: I just need a quick opinion!
Michel: It took me two seconds to tell you I don't care, that's as quick as I get.
Jackson: So, I think I need to say this right now. I'm not ready for marriage.
Sookie: Okay.
Jackson: However, I'd be willing to move in.
Sookie: Move in where?
Jackson: Move in with you.
Sookie: (laughing) Jackson, you're hilarious!
Jackson: I am?
Sookie: (mocking him) I'll move in with you. (laughs) What a riot!
Jackson: Why are you laughing?
Sookie: (laughing) You're face! God, you're good. You are good.
Jackson: I wasn't joking.
Sookie: (laughing) Come on, let's go get some punch.
Jackson: Sookie, I'm serious, I'm moving in.
Sookie: (laughing) Jackson, stop, you're gonna give me a cramp!
Jackson: Sookie, get back here!
Sookie: What are you doing?
Michel: I am weighing my turkey.
Sookie: Why?
Michel: A group of scientists did a study on rats where they cut their daily calories by 30%.
Sookie: And you felt left out?
Michel: No, the rats lived 30% longer. The scientists were so impressed that they cut their own calories just like the rats.
Sookie: It was a very nice display of solidarity.
I'll be fine. I'm a good clotter.
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