Nate: Population of 300,000 with about half that will vote, so I just need 20,000 to change their mind in a week.
Sophie: Nate, if stealing a country was easy, everyone would do it.

Nate: Guys, I committed a crime, I got caught and now I am going to server my time.
Sophie: Nate, what kind of world would it be if everyone who committed a silly little crime went to jail? Complete madness!

Sophie: This life is not worth living without the people that make us want to tear down those walls; the thrill of vulnerability, the danger of opening your heart. It makes us feel alive.
Parker: I feel alive when I'm jumping off a building.
Sophie: Maybe that's why they call it "Falling in love."

Sophie: Did you know about this? Girls being dropped from 20 feet, it's unbelievable.
Parker: I know right. 20 feet, walk it off.
Sophie: Parker, you do know that normal people just don't "walk off" a 20 foot fall, right?
Parker: So, all those times I pushed Hardison off a building, and he was all AAAHHHHHH, he wasn't just being funny?
Eliot: I thought it was funny Parker.

Sophie: So the salt was plan B?
Nate: Plan M actually.
Hardison: Don't I usually die in Plan M? How many plans do I die in?
Nate: C, F, and Q thru M

Sophie: You have millions of dollars of loot on that tree.
Parker: Yeah, happy birthday Jesus.

Sophie: Oh My God! Wait, what's that voice?
Eliot: It's your accent.
Sophie: That's what I sound like to you?

Parker: Hardison, Hardison! He's losing it Sophie, he needs you.
Sophie: You have spent a disproportionate amount of your life in air ducts; you can control your breathing. He needs you.

Sophie: The last time one of you tried to grift, you wound up kidnapped by Russians.
Eliot: That's this brother right here.
Parker: Hardison.
Alec: Uh, we--we still can't let that go?

Nate: I know what you're going to say.
Sophie: I think you should have a drink
Nate: Ok, I didn't know what you were going to say.

Sophie [pointing at drink]: So how's that going for you?
Nate: Thanks for asking. Good, what I realized is that I tried being a drunk honest man, a sober thief. So I am going to try being a drunk thief. Try that for a little while.

Parker: Is it just me or has Nate gotten a little sadistic since he quit drinking?
Sophie: Is it just me or does that make him even more attractive?

Leverage Quotes

Alec: I'm just very good at what I do.
Parker: This is the score! The score!
Alec: Age of the geek, baby.
Eliot: Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to.

Eliot: He tried to kill us.
Parker: More importantly he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?
Parker: I take that personally.
Eliot: There's somethin' wrong with you.