Favorite Stefan Salvatore Quotes
Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan
Stefan: Itâ€™s precision born out of tragic boredom.
Damon: All that effort wasted trying to tell you how boring you were and you finally agree with me?
Stefan: I will rip you apart, Lexi.
Lexi: You can't. I'm already dead.
Damon: You have no sense of humor.
Stefan: I have no sense of Damon humor.
Jeremy: We're gonna kill Katherine.
Stefan: I can explain.
Stefan: We're... gonna kill Katherine.
Damon: You should be thankful sheâ€™s here. Sheâ€™s keeping me from going for what I really want.
Stefan: Youâ€™re right. Thank you for being in love with my girlfriend.
Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.
Stefan: How can I play if I don't know the rules?
Katherine: No rules, Stefan. Don't you remember? No rules.
Elena: I'm sorry. And how are you helping?
Rebekah: I'm stronger than you. I'm faster than you. And I'm quite certain I can charm the islanders a lot easier than you.
Elena: Not disagreeing on the easy part.
Stefan: All right. We get it. You two hate each other. Can we just keep going, please?
Stefan: Are you actually gonna be careful for once?
Damon: Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.
Stefan: You're staring.
Elena: I'm gazing.
Stefan: It's creepy.
Elena: It's romantic.
Damon: She's in denial.
Stefan: Shut up, Damon.