Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan

Stefan: It’s precision born out of tragic boredom.
Damon: All that effort wasted trying to tell you how boring you were and you finally agree with me?

Stefan: I will rip you apart, Lexi.
Lexi: You can't. I'm already dead.

Damon: You have no sense of humor.
Stefan: I have no sense of Damon humor.

Jeremy: We're gonna kill Katherine.
Stefan: I can explain.
Bonnie: Please.
Stefan: We're... gonna kill Katherine.

Damon: You should be thankful she’s here. She’s keeping me from going for what I really want.
Stefan: You’re right. Thank you for being in love with my girlfriend.

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.

Stefan: How can I play if I don't know the rules?
Katherine: No rules, Stefan. Don't you remember? No rules.

Elena: I'm sorry. And how are you helping?
Rebekah: I'm stronger than you. I'm faster than you. And I'm quite certain I can charm the islanders a lot easier than you.
Elena: Not disagreeing on the easy part.
Stefan: All right. We get it. You two hate each other. Can we just keep going, please?

Stefan: Are you actually gonna be careful for once?
Damon: Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.

Stefan: You're staring.
Elena: I'm gazing.
Stefan: It's creepy.
Elena: It's romantic.

Damon: She's in denial.
Stefan: Shut up, Damon.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.