Elena: People are uncomfortable around Salvatores in tuxes. It stirs...feelings.
Stefan: Uh oh. Elena's human again. Am I sensing another brother swap?

Stefan: New rule. You live your life, you heal, and in the meantime, we're friends.
Caroline: I like that rule.

Stefan: If you think this is a crazy plan, now's the time to speak up.
Caroline: Is there any version of this plan where you're not worried about me?
Stefan: Probably not.

Stefan: You killed him, didn't you?
Damon: Tyler? No. Jeremy once, but are we really bringing that up right now?

You can take my town, destroy my house, but you will not touch my car.

My mother was practically ripped out of my arms and sent to a TB ward. You don't move on from that. You find distractions.

Nora: You reek of blood.
Damon: Well...I've been binging.
Stefan: And I've been judging.

Stefan: Three. That's the number of people Caroline and I have saved. Barely.
Damon: So, did you call just to brag, or...?

This isn’t about what you do in her name, Damon. It’s about what you do in her absence.

Stefan: This is the only way I could stop her.
Caroline: I know. I just wish it didn’t always have to be you.

Stefan: So, how are Elijah and, uh, whoever else you brought back from the dead?
Klaus: Oh, you know the Mikaelsons. Never a dull moment.

Stefan: If there is even a fraction of you that cares about me, do not walk out that door.
Damon: Save a bottle of that good bourbon for me, brother. We’re gonna need to sort all this out in about sixty years.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.