Damon: All this over one girl.
Stefan: She's a pretty special girl.
Damon: Yeah, she is.

Damon and I have been through a Hell of a lot worse than you.

I'd turn my back on everyone here to make sure Elena's safe.

Elena: I don't have anyone anymore.
Stefan: You have me.

After everything I put you through, I'm just honored to be your date tonight.

Elena: You look very dapper.
Stefan: You look very beautiful.

Elena: You beat him by being better than him.
Stefan: And what did I lose in the process?

Damon: Don't rile him up. He's testy when he's being self-righteous.
Stefan: I'm not being self-righteous Damon. I'm just not interested in slaughtering innocent human beings anymore.
Damon: Fair enough. My mistake. You used to be self-righteous.

Okay. I'm freaking out. I'm ready to eat the whole wait staff. Why do you need to hear me say it?

Stefan: Awful lot of effort for someone who pretends not to care about her anymore.
Damon: Pot, kettle, brother.

Stefan: She's better off without me? She's sure as Hell better off without you.
Damon: Fine. Neither one of us gets her.

Stefan: Klaus has to die. They all do.
Damon: See. It's democracy in action.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.