Oh I'm a ripper, you know what that means? It means I literally can't stop feeding until I rip someone's head off. But look at us! We're working it out!

How is it cosmically possible to get into two accidents on the same bridge?

Stefan: Katherine took the Cure?
Damon: You have a lot to catch up on, Stefan.

I'm not happy about Elena. But I'm not not happy for you, either.

She's the love of my life. I'd go back to her in a heartbeat.

Stefan: I should be upstairs grooming my hero hair.
Damon: Are you drunk?
Stefan: I don't know, Mom, am I?

Stefan: Jealous?
Elena: That would imply emotions. We've already established those are useless.

Stefan: What's a deeply buried personal secret between friends?
Elena: Friends? I like that.

Elena: I'm sorry. And how are you helping?
Rebekah: I'm stronger than you. I'm faster than you. And I'm quite certain I can charm the islanders a lot easier than you.
Elena: Not disagreeing on the easy part.
Stefan: All right. We get it. You two hate each other. Can we just keep going, please?

Stefan: I hope you like The Cure.
Rebekah: Funny.

You don't know what I look like when I'm not in love with you.

This will be the second time Damon has tried to kill Jeremy. I guess nobody's perfect, right?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

He's your first love. I intend to be your last. However long it takes.

Klaus [to Caroline]