Hawaii Five-0

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Steve: Danny!
Danny: I shot him once in the shoulder, the other two are in the grass, he will be fine.

Danny: Oh no gimpy, I got this one..
Lori: Thanks; see chivalry isn't dead
Steve: I carried you down a mountain?!

Steve: Uh Danny, if we drown him, he won't be able to tell us anything.
Danny: Hey, I'm trying to drown him; he killed a friend of mine ok?

Lori: Your shoe's untied.
Steve: [looks down as Lori takes off running] that's your plan "my shoes untied".

Danny: Waiting is the hardest part.
Steve: I hear labor pains are the hardest part.
Danny: Please keep in mind that I'm helping my ex-wife deliver another man's baby, so cut me some slack, please.
Steve: Your right, I'm sorry.

Kono: Good job hiding the wire boss, where did you place it?
Steve: Let's put it this way, once we're done, he can keep it.

Steve: Whoa, do you hear that?
Danny: Are we do a thing? You know, that thing where we pretend we hear something so we justify entering without a war...
Voice: Hey!
Danny: That I heard.

No argument Joe. We tried it your way, now we try it my way.

Steve: We've got to find Donovan
Danny: Donovan's not to going to talk.
Steve: Depends on how we ask the question.

Luke: Listen man.
Steve: Sir, you call me SIR.

Steve: Book Em' Danno
Danny: Back with that again?

This kidnapping is not about the kids, it's about us.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Grover: Would you relax your giggle hole?
Steve: My what?

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Eric: What am I supposed to do in there?
Danny Williams: Why don't you go meditate on the poor life decisions you've made?