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Steve: This is my fault.
Joe: My actions are my own responsibility.

Danny: Do me a favor and watch yourself
Steve: I'll think about you the whole time.

Danny: The waves keep crashing over and over
Steve: Some would call it soothing Danny
Danny: Some would call it Hawaiian Water Torture.

Danny: Ok, what the hell is this?
Steve: Definitely not a drug ring..

Jeff: If you're going to go into your office, a warning, it's not a small dog and uh....
Steve: He went in my office?
Jeff: Yeah, landmines everywhere.

Steve: So suddenly you're a dog expert?
Danny: No, for your information I have had dogs my whole life.

What are we watching? Enemy Mine? That's awesome, I feel like I'm in a time machine!

Steve: Wo Fat started this, but I'm going to end it.
Joe: You continue to go down this road son, you have to ask yourself how many more live will it cost.

Steve: Mouth guard.
Danny: You need a helmet not a mouth guard.

Steve: Hey Fryer [punches him when he looks over] Nobody messes with my team.
Fryer: [dabs blood from lip] Duly noted Commander.

Steve: She goes in; Five-O goes in behind her.
Fryer: Done, answer it!

Steve: I want to help you Kono, but you have to tell me what's going on.
Kono: I can't

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

You should call that lawyer of yours, that really brilliant lawyer and get your sentence knocked down 50-60 years. Enjoy federal prison; it's really nice this time of year.

Danny

Technology is not my friend.

Jerry
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