Hawaii Five-0

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Lori: Your shoe's untied.
Steve: [looks down as Lori takes off running] that's your plan "my shoes untied".

Danny: Waiting is the hardest part.
Steve: I hear labor pains are the hardest part.
Danny: Please keep in mind that I'm helping my ex-wife deliver another man's baby, so cut me some slack, please.
Steve: Your right, I'm sorry.

Kono: Good job hiding the wire boss, where did you place it?
Steve: Let's put it this way, once we're done, he can keep it.

Steve: Whoa, do you hear that?
Danny: Are we do a thing? You know, that thing where we pretend we hear something so we justify entering without a war...
Voice: Hey!
Danny: That I heard.

No argument Joe. We tried it your way, now we try it my way.

Steve: We've got to find Donovan
Danny: Donovan's not to going to talk.
Steve: Depends on how we ask the question.

Luke: Listen man.
Steve: Sir, you call me SIR.

Steve: Book Em' Danno
Danny: Back with that again?

This kidnapping is not about the kids, it's about us.

Steve: Is that him?
Danny: Not unless he's wearing a Willy Nelson costume.

Joe: How about you treat me to a Shrimp Jambalaya and we'll call if even.
Steve: You are the only man on the planet who would see Jambalaya as even for the end of their career.

Steve: This is my fault.
Joe: My actions are my own responsibility.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

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Steve: That trouble is trouble I did not go looking for, that trouble was dropped at my door.
Danny: Technically. No, not technically, specifically, this trouble exists only because you went looking for trouble by thinking that Leonard was a bad guy and looking into him.