Danny: So now you're a shrink all of the sudden?
Steve: Yeah, and you can take a seat in the back there if you would be more comfortable. Or you can stay where you're sitting, and tell me what happen. Because I'm going to keep asking until you tell me.

Steve: Book'em Danno
Danny: Book me a towel.

Steve: Looks like I found our motive.
Danny: I'll see your motive and raise you a murder weapon.

Steve: Time travel doesn't exist.
Max: On the contrary, there are several theories....
Danny: With all due respect. For argument sake, let's say this man didn't own a Delorian and is from the 21st century.

Danny: You ruined my frittata.
Steve: I put it out of its misery.

Steve: Since when do you speak Russian?
Danny: I worked a Russian Mob case, all I learned to say was "back off we're cops" and "this vodka taste like urine."

Steve: Danny!
Danny: I shot him once in the shoulder, the other two are in the grass, he will be fine.

Danny: Oh no gimpy, I got this one..
Lori: Thanks; see chivalry isn't dead
Steve: I carried you down a mountain?!

Steve: Uh Danny, if we drown him, he won't be able to tell us anything.
Danny: Hey, I'm trying to drown him; he killed a friend of mine ok?

Lori: Your shoe's untied.
Steve: [looks down as Lori takes off running] that's your plan "my shoes untied".

Danny: Waiting is the hardest part.
Steve: I hear labor pains are the hardest part.
Danny: Please keep in mind that I'm helping my ex-wife deliver another man's baby, so cut me some slack, please.
Steve: Your right, I'm sorry.

Kono: Good job hiding the wire boss, where did you place it?
Steve: Let's put it this way, once we're done, he can keep it.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I think that between the two of us, we may be able to open a luggage joint one day, you know?

Danny

Grover: Eh... brother. You're playing what we like to call 'military golf': left, right, left, right...