Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSSteve McGarrett Quotes
McGarrett: What about our John Doe?
Danno: You mean Jack?
McGarrett: You got an I.D.?
Danno: No...His head was in a box. Jack...
Chin: That just ain't right, bro.
Danno: Too soon?
Danno: You bought it online?
McGarrett: Yeah, I bought- Why?
Danno: What are you a schmu- What'sa matter with you? Don't order anything off the internet.
McGarrett: Danny, it's the twenty-first century.
Danno: Tell that to the guy with no master cylinder.
Danno: Can I ask you a question? Why are you always driving my car?
McGarrett: I like to drive.
Danno: No. Rainman liked to drive. You have control issues.
Danno: It's not like my tree. My tree is small. It's depressing. It's pathetic.
McGarett: It's perfect. It's just like your apartment.
Danno: May 18th, 1996!
McGarrett: What is that?
Danno: The last time I puked. Don't make me break my streak.
McGarrett: You will not be sick in this car. You will not be sick in this car!
McGarrett: Take that tie off. No one on a cruise ship wears a tie.
Danno: Oh yes, they do. They do all the time, so they can hang themselves when they're bored.
McGarrett: Okay, put it in your pocket. You can kill yourself later.
Danno: It's okay? I know that you are trained to endure torture, but this is unbearable, okay? This is- This is not right. Songs this bad make people want to kill other people. Understand?
McGarrett: I think it's catchy.
Danno: Oh! Whoa! Whoa! What the hell are you doing?
McGarrett: Probable cause. We were just doing a thing. I thought...
Danno: I meant we could get a key from the manager, you Neanderthal animal.
McGarrett: Why are you so angry?
Danno: 'Cause I'm an angry person, okay?
Danno: I just had a thought.
McGarrett: Don't hurt yourself.
Kono: Boss, I have a print kit in my car.
McGarrett: There's no time.
Danno: You have got to do a better job of picking your friends.
McGarrett: What are you talking about? I picked you.
