Hawaii Five-0

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Don't give me the 'hurt feelings' thing, Mom, because A. I don't buy it, and B. I don't care.

Steve McGarrett: Did you just hang up on the C.I.A.?
Danny Williams: No, I hung up on a schmuck...a gigantic schmuck.

Listen, three retirees launching a covert op? How do you think that's gonna go down?

What happened to you, Mom? What happened to the woman who used to make fried bologna sandwiches, and was on the PTA, and showed me how to paddle an outrigger, and used to teach me magic tricks? Where'd you go?

Steve McGarrett: She give you a reason?
Danny Williams: A reason why she stayed in Morocco? Or a reason why she stood me up at the airport?
Steve McGarrett: Either.

Steve McGarrett: You know the good thing about hair? It grows back.
Chin Ho Kelly: If you're lucky.

Savannah Walker: Commander McGarrett, is he gonna make it?
Steve McGarrett: I don't care.

Savannah Walker: Hold on--for your information, I have a journalism degree from Northwestern.
Steve McGarrett: Your professors must be very proud.
Savannah Walker (to camera-man): Let's erase that.

Catherine Rollins: Now that we've got that taken care of, how do you plan on doing this? Because all I've got is a pack of gum, some Dramamine, and a wry smile.
Steve McGarrett: I'm working on it.

Catherine Rollins: Steve, I'm going with you.
Steve McGarrett: Absolutely not.
Catherine Rollins: Well, I'm not asking for your permission.
Steve McGarrett: It doesn't matter, you're not going anywhere.
Catherine Rollins: Hey, look, let's forgo the whole John Wayne, "it's too dangerous for a little lady" speech, okay? You're gonna need support, I've done three tours of Kabul, and I'm just as qualified as you are when it comes to taking care of myself.
Steve McGarrett: Yes, you are.
Catherine Rollins: Good. Then you also know I'm not very good at taking "no" for an answer.

You remember me? About three years ago, you put some bullets into a friend of mine.

Freddie Hart: Who packed this chute for you? It's not gonna open.
Steve McGarrett: It's only six miles down, I'll grab your legs.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Listen to me. Do yourself a favor and kill me now because I promise you I will put you in the ground the first chance I get.

Danny

Holy Mullet!

Lori
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