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Steve: I thought I told you to stay put.
McKay: Hmm. I'm an old man. I don't always hear so good.

Danno: Okay... Let's say I am you, and you are the bad guy here. I would know that all the ways onto the ship are visable somehow. So, how would you outsmart yourself and get yourself onto that ship without yourself seeing yourself?
Steve: okay, was that an actual question, or were you just throwing words together and hoping they made sense?

Steve: When I say "book em' Danno" it's a term of endearment.
Danny: Ok, do it every day... I like it.

Danny: You want me to pay?
Ka Wika: Haole, you took eight islands from us, the least you could do is pick up the tab every once in a while.
Steve: Least you could do.

Danny: I hate it when rich people get killed.
Steve: Why?
Danny: They have something everybody wants.
Chin Ho: Which means plenty of suspects.

Steve: You don't think I am a happy person?
Danny: I am sure you have your moments, like when Guns and Ammo puts out its gift guide, or a Rambo retrospective comes on TV.

Danny: I don't know I was still playing Ms. Pac-man
Steve: Ever made it to double pretzel?
Danny: Triple Banana bitch.
Steve: You're lying.

Danny: She catches bad guys for you. She sleeps with you. Does she cook too?
Steve: She is a great cook.

Come on, Tarzan, now we have an advantage.

Chin Ho
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