Hawaii Five-0

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Mick Logan: You told me to keep an eye on your mother.
Steve McGarrett: An eye, not a hand, not any other body part.

Steve McGarrett: You got your belt on?
Danny Williams: Of course I got my belt on, you're driving.

Steve McGarrett: What kind of sick bastard kills a cop in cold blood?
Danny Williams: One with a serious grudge.

Danny Williams: Keoki had a lot of friends, huh?
Steve McGarrett: Yeah. Good men always do.

Steve McGarrett: You were worried about me?
Danny Williams: Worried? I was worried about my car.

Danny Williams: I thought nobody wore a tie in Hawaii.
Steve McGarrett: No, they don't, but it's a special day, so I thought I'd wear one. Plus, I'm wearing my dress blues. They'll make me walk the plank if I don't wear a tie with my dress blues.
Danny Williams: Why do they call 'em blues if they're black?
Steve McGarrett: I know they're black! I never...I dunno.

Amy Davidson: You don't get it, this is complicated.
Steve McGarrett: Then speak slowly.

Steve McGarrett: What's the congressman's position on dead hookers found in his bed?
Danny Williams: STRANGLED dead hookers?

Danny Williams: You hear that?
Steve McGarrett: Yeah, Danny. I hear it. I've got ears.

Steve: The kid's a smartass.
Catherine: Takes one to know one.

Steve: Sitting on the couch with a pizza watching Miracle on 34th Street is not a plan.
Danny: Christmas with the McGarrett's is something you can miss.
Steve: That's right.
Danny: I'm just curious, what do you do? Give out subscriptions to Guns and Ammo, grenades as stocking stuffers?

Steve: I like this kid.
Catherine: Of course you do, he's you at 13.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Listen to me. Do yourself a favor and kill me now because I promise you I will put you in the ground the first chance I get.

Danny

Holy Mullet!

Lori
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