Steve McGarrett Quotes
Freddie Hart: Who packed this chute for you? It's not gonna open.
Steve McGarrett: It's only six miles down, I'll grab your legs.
Hart was just polishing the bell because he's so motivated, chief.
Danny Williams: Why would a tourist want to be put in a cage, and then dumped in shark-infested waters? It makes no sense.
Steve McGarrett: Because they're on vacation. They want some excitement, they want some adventure.
Danny Williams: What they need is some therapy.
Steve McGarrett: What did you think he was gonna do with a helicopter, Danny?
Danny Williams: Park it next to his shrimp truck?
Danny Williams: So they just go up to the shark and shoot him between the eyes? That doesn't seem very fair.
Steve McGarrett: Now you're on the shark's side?
Steve McGarrett: Book him, Kono.
Danny Williams: Oh! Where's the love?
Steve McGarrett: I had no idea you were a fan of roller derby.
Danny Williams: No, I'm not...my mother was. She thought a catfight on wheels was good home family entertainment.
Danny Williams: I'm not really getting anything from Crimson Bride, Dirty Damsel, Ivana Kiss, or any of the other ladies.
Steve McGarrett: Ivana Kiss?
Danny Williams: Yeah, her parents must be very proud.
Okay, let's be honest. We're not exactly the Waltons. You're a former spy who faked her own death twenty years ago...I got issues, Mom! I got trust issues!
Catherine Rollins: I don't want to get in the way of your date with Danny.
Steve McGarrett: It's not a man date!
Kamekona: I just hate to see you two guys fight.
Danny Williams: We're not fighting.
Steve McGarrett: This isn't fighting.
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