Fridays 9:00 PM on CBS
Hawaii-five-0

Steve McGarrett: What's the congressman's position on dead hookers found in his bed?
Danny Williams: STRANGLED dead hookers?

Danny Williams: You hear that?
Steve McGarrett: Yeah, Danny. I hear it. I've got ears.

Steve: The kid's a smartass.
Catherine: Takes one to know one.

Steve: Sitting on the couch with a pizza watching Miracle on 34th Street is not a plan.
Danny: Christmas with the McGarrett's is something you can miss.
Steve: That's right.
Danny: I'm just curious, what do you do? Give out subscriptions to Guns and Ammo, grenades as stocking stuffers?

Steve: I like this kid.
Catherine: Of course you do, he's you at 13.

Steve: How's your arm?
Danny: It also hates camping.

Steve: I'm going to teach these how to kill and gut a pig tonight Danny.
Danny: That's actually a horror film.

Danny: What are the odds I get her phone number?
Steve: Zero.
Danny: Ah.

You're going to get your wish Cordova. You're going to die, but you're going to die in prison.

Displaying quotes 37 - 45 of 200 in total