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Olivia: I was referring to your reading comprehension skills. Topped out at what, fifth grade level?
Steve: Don't worry I have a dictionary standing by.

Danny: It's a theory
Steve: It's my gut.
Danny: Does your gut have any evidence we can bring to a prosecutor?

Olivia: You have some issues huh?
Steve: Maybe, but murder is not one of them.

Toast: I can't do this
Steve: Toast! Live long and perspire.

Looks like our kidnap case just became a murder case.

Chin Ho

Steve: Stand down mom, it's work
Doris: Did you just tell me to stand down?
Steve: Affirmative.

Danny: Borrowed Time [sigh]
Steve: What's that?
Danny: I have to remember that all of this, the last 10 years with my daughter is all borrowed time.

Danny: So the question is, did he work alone or with someone?
Steve: No, terrorist don't work alone, they work in cells. That way if one guy goes down, his buddy comes in and finishes the job.
Danny: You just said the T word.
Steve: Does this look like the end of something to you? Because to me this is just the beginning.

Danny: What's "The Notebook"
Steve: You're going to hate it.
Danny: It can't be that bad
Steve: Yeah.

Danny: A guy uses a knife with this symbol on it to cut out a girl's organs; what does that mean?
Steve: This was a ritualistic murder.

Catherine: I'm not sure what sadder, that you use to use this lame movie to hook up with girls, or that it use to work.
Steve: I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

You know what? You are such a girl. Just turn around or something. Cover your eyes.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

You should call that lawyer of yours, that really brilliant lawyer and get your sentence knocked down 50-60 years. Enjoy federal prison; it's really nice this time of year.

Danny

Technology is not my friend.

Jerry
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