Stewie Griffin Quotes (Page 38)
Season 2, Episode 6: "Death is a Bitch"
Stewie [to Death]: Hello, I'm Stewie. Big fan
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: Look. Here they are. My family. Guys, I don't say this often enough, but I'm gonna die!
Lois: Oh my god.
Stewie: High five! Anyone? Anyone?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 5: "Love Thy Trophy"
Stewie: What's that? Oh yeah. I love crack, I'm absolutly coo-coo for crack
• Rating: Unrated
Stewie [in foster care]: God! Do you people speak every language except english? Yo quiero pancakes! Done ma pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 4: "Brian in Love"
Stewie: What the hell is this?
Lois: Sweetie, that's tuna salad.
Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food
• Rating: Unrated
Stewie: You're urinating! So, it's been you all along. Oh, this is too perfect! I've been taking the blame for Rex!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 2: "Holy Crap"
Stewie: Oh dear me, yes yes, this is how I wanted to enter the new millennium...locked in the basement with imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong
• Rating: Unrated
Meg: There's no factory?
Stewie: Ha! Very good, fat man! We follow the Pied Piper of Hamsteak to the Gates of Oblivion, and look what it's brought us! We're finished! We're done! Game over, man! Game over!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie [watching baseball]: Why does the man drop his club before he runs? I would bring it with me!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 7: "Brian: Portrait of a Dog"
Stewie: You, you seem to know all the players in this poorly acted farce. What do they call that one?
Chris: That's Meg dude. You know that.
Stewie: Meg! You vile, smelly girl. You're not to touch any of my things. Do you understand me? Dirty, dirty girl
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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