Stewie Griffin Quotes (Page 6)
Season 10, Episode 2: "Seahorse Seashell Party"
Stewie: Omg, everyone's already tweeting "Stewie Just Said That."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 1: "Lottery Fever"
Stewie: You know I'm still young enough that you can drop me off at the fire station, no questions asked.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Yes, it's nice to eat in a sea of white faces, isn't it?
• Rating: Unrated
Stewie: Yeah, I had a giant mobile put in the sky so I can sleep wherever I want.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 19: "Episode VI: It's a Trap"
Stewie: I don't understand why, if we're a galaxy far far away, we still have to change in Atlanta.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Now listen. Since your mom's out of town and I've got you for the weekend, I was thinking it would be kinda fun if the Emperor and I turned you over to the dark side of the Force!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Join us, Luke. Turn to the backside of the Force.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Can we at least put together a press release that says I resigned of my own accord to pursue other evil projects?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 17: "The Big Bang Theory"
Brian: Stewie, what the hell happened?
Stewie: Oh well, shortly after you left, da Vinci's girlfriend showed up. So I injected her with my DNA.
Brian: You had sex?
Stewie: No, I put my DNA inside of her.
Brian: Right, you had sex.
Stewie: No, what are you not getting? I put a sample of my DNa in a syringe and I injected her on the staircase, on the couch, and on the balcony.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brian: Stewie! Stewie! Are you ok?
Stewie: (falsetto) You gotta kiss him to wake him up.
Brian: I'm not going to kiss you!
Stewie: Stewie can't hear you. He's not awake. Only a kiss will wake him up!
Brian: Well, I better get Meg.
Stewie: Oh, oh where am I?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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