Stewie Griffin Quotes (Page 8)
Season 9, Episode 9: "And I'm Joyce Kinney"
Stewie [as he spots a baby] : BILF! Total BILF! Yeah, it's going
totally good... I got about six pacifiers now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 8: "New Kidney in Town"
Stewie: Let's go find a big, black, sassy, nurse. There's always one
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 7: "Road To The North Pole"
Stewie: Oh interesting, interesting theory Brian. Are you going to tell me Elmo isn't real? Are you going to tell me Spongebob isn't real? And Curious George?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Stewie: No one vomits at the North Pole, except for Santa's wife, because she has an eating disorder!
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
Stewie: Brian, why does the North Pole have black teenagers?
Brian: Um, uh, from Katrina?
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Stewie: Santa, now we've got a slight problem here because I've been rather naughty. But you're a business man, I'm a business man, I'm sure we (starts flicking dollar bills) can work something out.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 6: "Brian Writes a Bestseller"
Brian: Wish it, Want it, Do it.
Stewie: Love it!
• Rating: Unrated
Stewie: What? Writing's the only thing giving your alcoholism any credibility!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Look at what they used to pack up boxes of your books! Shredded up pieces of your books!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 4: "Halloween on Spooner Street"
Stewie: It's True Blood.
Brian: No one knows what that is.
Stewie: Rich, gay people do.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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