Stewie Griffin Quotes
Brian: You're the only one who's got the knowhow and the technology to help us track her down.
Stewie: Interesting. Last week, all my gadgets were, hooey I think was the word.
Brian: I didn't say...
Stewie: I SAID HOOEY!
Stewie: So, I've always been about world domination. What the hell do you think I was talking about when I said "Victory shall be mine!"
Brian: You have not said that in a very long time.
Stewie: Well, I'm back on it.
You have a pop-up version of the Unabomber's Manifesto?
Who's handling their Charlie St. Cloud DVD all the time?
Stewie: Are they not seein' this?
Brian: I know, it's kinda creepy. It's almost like he's dating Lois.
Stewie: Yeah - looks like somebody's getting a little Oedipussy.
Brian: Can we say that?
Stewie: Just did.
"Kevin Smith because he's too fat to ride on the plane!"
"1,2,3,4 I'm dancing from my vagina.
1,2,3,4 I'm grinding, I'm grinding
Orgasm-eyes, Orgasm-eyes, and we're done."
"Batman, Batman, they built a lazy susan for your nuclear car. That's something they consider conversation-worthy."
"Hey anything is possible right? I once found the Batcave."
Stewie: "Brian, if I take up roller derby what od you think my name should be? Bruisin' B. Anthony, Alicia Sleaze, or Quo Hag?"
Brian: "How about Harlot O'Scara?"
Stewie: "You dick, that's awesome."
"No worries. Now I can work at Hot Topic and make people sick as I ring up their purchases."
"All right, I guess this is the night b*tches die."