(to Melissa) Thanks mom.

Scott: You didn't steal these, did you?
Stiles: No. Cloned 'em. With an RFID emulator.
Scott: Isn't that worse than stealing?
Stiles. Smarter.

Agent McCall: That's one hell of a deduction there, Stiles.
Stiles: Well, I take after my pops. He's in law enforcement.

Isaac: Actually we're trying to get a guy from killing a coyote who is actually his daughter who we don't know how to get to change back from a coyote back to his daughter, but...
Stiles: And, again with the not helping.

What is the point of him? I mean seriously, what is his purpose, aside from his negativity and the scarf. What's up with the scarf anyway? It's 65 degrees out.

Scott, you can't transform, Allison is seeing her dead aunt and I'm flat out losing my mind. We can't do this.

Allison: Coyotes don't like wolves. And they're really smart. If they don't want to be heard, they walk on their toes.
Stiles: They tip toe?
Allison: They tip toe.

Stiles: Hi puppy. Get rid of it.
Scott: Me?
Stiles: Yes you. Glow your eyes at it. Something. Be the Alpha.

Isaac: For half of my childhood I was locked in a freezer, so being helpful is kind of a new thing for me.
Stiles: Are we still milking that?
Isaac: Yeah, we are still milking that.

Yeah, try not to forget we hit the reset button on a supernatural beacon for supernatural creatures. I think there's a pretty good chance that things are never going back to normal.

Stiles: Do you think you can come get us?
Scott: Yeah, of course.
Stiles: Uh, bring a ladder.

By the way, if I don't make it back and you do, there's something you should know. Your dad's in town.

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.