Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Sue Sylvester Quotes
Shut up, Dreidel. This is between Butt Chin and me!
Sue: Well, according to my doomsday watch, it's precisely one minute to midnight. The final chapter of World War Glee.
Will: And it all begins when I trip you on stage.
I'm sorry, but the aroma of overly dry-cleaned polyester uniforms just wafted into my office and up my extremely sensitive nose.
Sue: I'm sorry, what did you say?
Superintendent: You're fired.
Geraldo, the very foundations of my life have been destroyed. All I ever wanted was to be a champion and to inspire others to be champions. That's why I chose a career in cheerleading. I wanted to succeed by watching my girls succeed.
How do people just burst into song? How does everybody just magically know the lyrics?
Sue: You have crossed me for the last time William Schuester!
Will: Do you have any idea how many times you've said that?
Sue: And it still feels good!
Now I realize this room is America's #1 destination for cheap, sappy moralizing, but your insensitive behavior is about to subject you to a whole new level of preachiness.
[to Santana] What is with you glee club ex-pats? Don't you have jobs. You have to have some source of income so you can pay the staff of scientists who service your teleporters that you all clearly on since you're constantly showing up here.
Blaine: I'm not rejoining the Cheerios.
Sue: Oh you most certainly are. Or something unfortunate will most likely be happening to you extremely soon.
Sue: Her chagrin is limited only by the fact that she has a brain the size of a toddler's fist.
Brittany: I can show you the MRI.
At the risk of stepping out of character, I brought donuts to calm everyone's frayed nerves.
