Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Sue Sylvester Quotes
"Advertisers are manipulative alcoholics who use images to play on our emotions. Haven't you seen Mad Men?"
You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian.
I made plans to shoot reindeer from my helicopter with Sarah Palin, but she canceled. Apparently Todd gets fussy when she misses his ballet recitals.
You don't deserve the power of Madonna... simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo, who refuse to mate.
Santana: Look, please don't tell my mom.
Sue: Oh, I can't. I don't speak Spanish.
I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.
By the power invested in me by a website, I hereby pronounce you Sue and Sue. You may kiss yourself.
I can't stand the sight of kids getting emotional, unless it's from physical exhaustion.
Sue: We're gonna bring this club down.
Quinn: And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back.
Sue: I don't care so much about that.
I haven't had a solid meal since 1987.
You see, I’ve been taking my cue from cable news lately and just lying a lot.
[to Joe] "What are you looking at Jar-Jar Binks?"
