Popular Sue Sylvester Quotes
You don't go in that canon and this routine will be all boom, boom and no pow. And that, Brittany, is so 2008 and... late.
Why don't you go home, rest, die? It doesn't matter. Because as my first official act as principal, you are fired.
I can't wait to start singing and dancing and maybe even putting on the Ritz a little bit.
I've seen your true colors, Finn Hudson. You've got hate in that heart, Double Stuff. And probably also frosting.
You don't deserve the power of Madonna... simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo, who refuse to mate.
I bribed Will Schuester's landlord to bug his apartment with baby monitors under his couch. And in his bedroom.
Sue: I'm sorry, what did you say?
Superintendent: You're fired.
The only thing I can see you giving birth to is a bushel of russet potatoes.
Caning works! And I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here... yes, we cane!
You know what they say? Those who can't, teach. Turns out, maybe you actually can. Think about that the next time you prop your butt chin up on one of those little toilets.
Christmas is a time for forgiveness. I have decided to forgive you for having no talent and ruining the American songbook, one mash-up at a time.
You think this hard. I'm passing a gallstone as we speak. That is hard!