It's as barren as me in here.

Sue: We've lost the true meaning of Halloween: fear.

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[to Kurt and Walter] Shall we start with something to drink? Perhaps a Shirley Temple in a sippy cup for Sonny. And how about a chalky Ensure, enriched with calcium to fortify those brittle bones?

William, I can taste your Axe body spray.

I just prefer to think of the homleess as outdoorsy. So shine on urban campers!

I will not be satisfied until glee club is disbanded.

Sue: So, you're last name is Puckerman, huh?
Puck: Shalom!

I'm pretty sure that barista is onto me. Now I'm Ann Coulter. As you may have noticed, I'm coming slightly unhinged.

I try to make a habit of not touching carnie folk. But, fella, I'll take it.

You don't go in that canon and this routine will be all boom, boom and no pow. And that, Brittany, is so 2008 and... late.

Adultery. That’s what this is called.

Christmas is a time for forgiveness. I have decided to forgive you for having no talent and ruining the American songbook, one mash-up at a time.

Glee Quotes

It's not the broken dreams that break us. It's the ones we don't dare to dream.


What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.