Hey there, Buttchin! Ahh, Samgelina Jolie!

I want my full budget restored. I want a fog machine.

[to Joe] "What are you looking at Jar-Jar Binks?"

Every time I try to destroy that club, it comes back strong than some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.

As Madonna once said, I'm tough, I'm ambitious and if that makes me a bitch, that's what I am. Pretty sure she stole that line from Sue Sylvester. No, really. I said it first.

I need the two of you to escort me to me hyperbaric chamber, as I have glitter in my eyes.

You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered - and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to Sarah Palin.

I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.

It's a Britney Spears sex riot!

More than anyone I've ever met, I was born to be in charge.

I empower my Cheerios to live in fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.

[to Santana] What is with you glee club ex-pats? Don't you have jobs. You have to have some source of income so you can pay the staff of scientists who service your teleporters that you all clearly on since you're constantly showing up here.

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Thank you April for that wonderful lesson in female empowerment.

Will