Popular Sue Sylvester Quotes
I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.
Sue: We've lost the true meaning of Halloween: fear.
Katie Couric: You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, Dina Lohan... and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and, apparently, also a loser. How do you deal with that?
Sue: I've been drinking a lot of bleach.
How do you two not have a show on Bravo?
I'm sorry, but the aroma of overly dry-cleaned polyester uniforms just wafted into my office and up my extremely sensitive nose.
Now we can get all HMO up in your Glee hole or you can tell me who put you up to spiking the punch bowl.
You only have yourselves to blame. And the liberal media.
Sue: Well, according to my doomsday watch, it's precisely one minute to midnight. The final chapter of World War Glee.
Will: And it all begins when I trip you on stage.
I can't suspend someone for shoving you into a locker. He'll just say he tripped and accidentally pushed you. I use that excuse all the time.
I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling.
[to Kurt and Rachel] You two have just entered Sue Sylvester's Thunderdome.
Will I'm not going to do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity.