Popular Sue Sylvester Quotes
Finn: I seem to recall a rumor about a certain cheerleading coach at this school who once took horse estrogen and posed for Penthouse back in the day. So maybe I can just track that down and make a few copies and sell those to raise money for Regionals.
Sue: That's nothing but a rumor. But if that rumor were true, my Penthouse centerfold so groundbreaking that it completely redefined the term 'hirsute,' and gave birth unto these United States a pose so limber they named it the Regal American Not-So-Bald Spread Eagle, I promise you, my friend, you would never find it.
Katie Couric: You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, Dina Lohan... and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and, apparently, also a loser. How do you deal with that?
Sue: I've been drinking a lot of bleach.
I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.
Sue: We've lost the true meaning of Halloween: fear.
You think this is hard? I have hepatitis. That's hard!Sue Sylvestor
You're right, Will. I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I can only call "religious."
I empower my Cheerios to live in fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.
I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don't know. I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners.
I can't stand the sight of kids getting emotional, unless it's from physical exhaustion.
Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.
I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling.
Mrs. Hitchens: Who do you think I am?
Sue: That's a very good question because I've forgotten both your names.