Popular Sue Sylvester Quotes
I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.
Sue: We've lost the true meaning of Halloween: fear.
I hate you both.
This place smells like barf!
What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.
Sue: Her chagrin is limited only by the fact that she has a brain the size of a toddler's fist.
Brittany: I can show you the MRI.
[to Blaine] This is contraband and if I catch you with your hand up the butt of anything that isn't human, you're in a world of trouble.
Truth is, journal, I'm attracted to men. Sure, I can't stand watching them eat or talk, but when it comes to getting sexy, this gal's got a hole in her heart that only a fella can fill.
I bribed Will Schuester's landlord to bug his apartment with baby monitors under his couch. And in his bedroom.
Sue: We're gonna bring this club down.
Quinn: And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back.
Sue: I don't care so much about that.
Sam: I like me just the way I am and I'm not going to change for anyone.
Sue: Well that is just the screw you spirit employers love.
The two of you are making a mistake, the likes of which have not been seen since the Mexicans sold Manhattan to George Washington for an upskirt photo of Betsy Ross.