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Sue: We've lost the true meaning of Halloween: fear.

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Hello, Tweedle Stupid, Tweedle Fake Boobs.

Well that was just garbage. Garbage wrapped in skin.

God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester.

Don't believe everything Becky Jackson tweets.

You're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them.

Porcelain, the first moment I laid eyes on you, I truly didn't understand what I was looking at. With your hippo broaches and your knee length sweaters, standing there all sassy with your arms crossed and your hips cocked out and your eyes rolled back as if to say 'oh, how droll...' But then I got to know you and even though you still constantly annoyed me I got to watch you go through what you went through. The whole coming out thing with your dad, the death threats from the bully whom Blaine later dated. I never knew I had thoughts and feelings about those things until I watched you go through them. You expanded my mind. You taught me things about myself that I would have never discovered on my own. And for that I thank you.

I want my full budget restored. I want a fog machine.

By the power invested in me by a website, I hereby pronounce you Sue and Sue. You may kiss yourself.

I don't need the sound of your stretch marks rubbing together.

Sam: I like me just the way I am and I'm not going to change for anyone.
Sue: Well that is just the screw you spirit employers love.

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