You don't go in that canon and this routine will be all boom, boom and no pow. And that, Brittany, is so 2008 and... late.

Why don't you go home, rest, die? It doesn't matter. Because as my first official act as principal, you are fired.

I can't wait to start singing and dancing and maybe even putting on the Ritz a little bit.

I've seen your true colors, Finn Hudson. You've got hate in that heart, Double Stuff. And probably also frosting.

You don't deserve the power of Madonna... simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo, who refuse to mate.

I bribed Will Schuester's landlord to bug his apartment with baby monitors under his couch. And in his bedroom.

Sue: I'm sorry, what did you say?
Superintendent: You're fired.

The only thing I can see you giving birth to is a bushel of russet potatoes.

Caning works! And I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here... yes, we cane!

You know what they say? Those who can't, teach. Turns out, maybe you actually can. Think about that the next time you prop your butt chin up on one of those little toilets.

Christmas is a time for forgiveness. I have decided to forgive you for having no talent and ruining the American songbook, one mash-up at a time.

You think this hard. I'm passing a gallstone as we speak. That is hard!

Glee Quotes

I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.

Quinn [to Puck]

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Blaine