Sue Sylvester Quotes (Page 18)
Season 1, Episode 17: "Bad Reputation"
Sue: Some people like to film themselves getting physical with their partner. I happen to enjoy revisiting the impeccable form of my jazzercise routines.
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Sue: I bribed Will Schuester's landlord to bug his apartment with baby monitors under his couch. And in his bedroom.
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Sue: I never understood how hard it is to get laughed at, especially in slow motion.
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Sue: What's that smell? It's coffee. It's usually masked by the smell of fear.
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Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!
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Sue: As soon as I figure out the difference between slander and libel, I'm suing you.
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Student: Hey, Ms. Sylvester, let's get physical.
Sue: Not really my type, but I like that attitude.
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Season 1, Episode 16: "Home"
Sue: On assembly days, I arrange for the rest of the school to be fumigated, so the gym is the only place with clean air.
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Sue: You're just like every teenage girl in America: obsessed with vanity. Before you know it, you'll be leaving baggies of vomit in your parents' closet.
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Sue: I haven't had a solid meal since 1987.
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