Kiss my ass, Josh Groban! I'm an internationally-ranked cheerleading coach!

Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou.

I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But, face it, I'm legend. It's happened.

Will I'm not going to do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity.

I'm all about finding a freakish depressed kid and showing them what winning's all about.

Hot Cheetos have been proven to raise endorphins and make happy kids, and I can't have that.

And that gay terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.

You know, for me trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them but they just keep coming. Sue Sylvester has hourly flair ups of burning itchy highly contagious talent.

I want it to look like Elvis' gold record room at Graceland, except I'll be wanting far few morbidly obese women wandering around.

Bryan: Should I lock the door?
Sue: No, I've got a secret room upstairs. Like Letterman.

Bryan: You ever heard of the term anger sex?
Sue: The only kind I know.

I'll have to take to the mic and deliver a diatribe. Probably something about immigrants.

Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?


I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.