Sue Sylvester Quotes (Page 2)
Season 3, Episode 7: "I Kissed a Girl"
Sue: I lost an enormous last minute bet I placed on myself with a shady Las Vegas bookie.
• Rating: Unrated
Sue: It's a reporter from USA Today. The newspaper for people who can't read.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: If I wanna win this race, I need 20 cc's of man. Stat!
• Rating: Unrated
Sue: Why would someone assume I'm a Friend of Ellen just because I'm manish and I have short hair and I only wear track suits and I coach a girls' sport and I married myself?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 6: "Mash Off"
Sue: It's not personal Porcelain, it's politics.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: I'm Sue Sylvester, I have a human heart and I approve this message.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 4: "Pot O' Gold"
Sue: I heard. And I am literally horny with fear.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: Why it isn't Porcelain's dad, who may or may not have a baboon heart?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Sue: If this nation wants to impress its future Chinese overlords, we need to get our priorities straight.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Sue: Know what has no expiration date, voters? My rage.
• Rating: Unrated
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