Sue Sylvester Quotes (Page 2)
Season 4, Episode 12: "Naked"
Finn: I seem to recall a rumor about a certain cheerleading coach at this school who once took horse estrogen and posed for Penthouse back in the day. So maybe I can just track that down and make a few copies and sell those to raise money for Regionals.
Sue: That's nothing but a rumor. But if that rumor were true, my Penthouse centerfold so groundbreaking that it completely redefined the term 'hirsute,' and gave birth unto these United States a pose so limber they named it the Regal American Not-So-Bald Spread Eagle, I promise you, my friend, you would never find it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 10: "Glee, Actually"
Millie: I wanted to say thank you for what you did for Marley and me.
Sue: I have no idea what you're talking about. I had nothing to do with the making of that film.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 6: "Glease"
Sue: I've seen your true colors, Finn Hudson. You've got hate in that heart, Double Stuff. And probably also frosting.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 5: "The Role You Were Born to Play"
Will: In Shakespeare's time, all the female roles were played by men.
Sue: There's no way that's true.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: [to Marley] I'm trying to think of a mean nickname for you and I'm blanking.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 2: "Britney 2.0"
Sue: Brittany, you're off the Cheerios.
Brittany: Tough love feels a lot like mean.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: Well that was just garbage. Garbage wrapped in skin.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 1: "The New Rachel"
Sue: [to Kurt] You know it used to be that just straight ex-football players would lurk the halls of high schools after graduation? But you've proven that gay ex-show choir champs can also be depressive sad sacks desperately clinging to the past.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 22: "Goodbye"
Sue: You're nothing like me. You're better. Sure I'm as smart as you are and every bit as pretty, but somehow you're slightly less evil, and I admire that. I admire you Quinn Fabray.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 21: "Nationals"
Sue: Dick Butkis, I beg of you, chew your cud with your mouth closed.
Beiste: Sorry. I'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
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