Sue: You're just like every teenage girl in America: obsessed with vanity. Before you know it, you'll be leaving baggies of vomit in your parents' closet.

I haven't had a solid meal since 1987.

I'm sure Figgins will mumble something nervously and then pretend to take a phone call. I happen to be blackmailing him.

I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.

How do you two not have a show on Bravo?

Mercedes, your vocal chords have had more fantastic runs than a Kenyan track team.

I'm gonna leave constant reinvention to Madonna.

I make fun of Will's hair because I'm jealous. There. I said it.

Mercedes: That would make you, like, 30.
Sue: 29.

My parents were famous Nazi hunters, so they weren't around a lot.

I just lost my train of thought because you have so much margarine in your hair.

Madonna belongs to me and I will not be copied. It's in my contract.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.