Sue: You're just like every teenage girl in America: obsessed with vanity. Before you know it, you'll be leaving baggies of vomit in your parents' closet.

I haven't had a solid meal since 1987.

I'm sure Figgins will mumble something nervously and then pretend to take a phone call. I happen to be blackmailing him.

I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.

How do you two not have a show on Bravo?

Mercedes, your vocal chords have had more fantastic runs than a Kenyan track team.

I'm gonna leave constant reinvention to Madonna.

I make fun of Will's hair because I'm jealous. There. I said it.

Mercedes: That would make you, like, 30.
Sue: 29.

My parents were famous Nazi hunters, so they weren't around a lot.

I just lost my train of thought because you have so much margarine in your hair.

Madonna belongs to me and I will not be copied. It's in my contract.

Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?


I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.