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You need to become even more narcissistic than ever before.

If I were't ignoring what these ladies were saying, due to my deep repulsion, I'd encourage you to go for it.

It's my understanding you've been given the heave-ho by that terribly uncoordinated Finn Hudson.

I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.

You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered - and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to Sarah Palin.

Hey, buddy. Get a haircut? It looks awful.

You two should be wetting yourselves with shame.

You have enough product in your hair to season a wok.

I will not stop until your fired and your little glee club is annihilated into oblivion.

I won't be burying any hatchets, William, unless I get a clear shot to your groin.

I'm gonna send this [hair] to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, so they can use it to plug the holes in their trailer.

Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination horror!

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Glee Quotes

Yes, I am back in glee club. In lieu of flowers, please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice.

Rachel

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn