You don't deserve the power of Madonna... simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo, who refuse to mate.

I thought I smelled cookies from the tears of elves weeping that live in your hair.

You think this hard. I'm passing a gallstone as we speak. That is hard!

Somewhere on the English countryside, in a stately manor, Madonna is weeping.

As Madonna once said, I'm tough, I'm ambitious and if that makes me a bitch, that's what I am. Pretty sure she stole that line from Sue Sylvester. No, really. I said it first.

A la Madonna, I'll no longer acknowledge that any of you have last names.

Sue: What would Madonna do? Well, the answer to that question would normally be: date a younger man.

Do you not understand the blackmail process and how it works?

What you call insanity, I call inspiration.

I'm instating a new policy in which we play Madonna over the PA at all hours, everyday.

[Madonna is] the most powerful woman ever to walk the face of the earth.

You need to become even more narcissistic than ever before.

Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?


I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.