It's my understanding you've been given the heave-ho by that terribly uncoordinated Finn Hudson.

I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.

You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered - and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to Sarah Palin.

Hey, buddy. Get a haircut? It looks awful.

You two should be wetting yourselves with shame.

You have enough product in your hair to season a wok.

I will not stop until your fired and your little glee club is annihilated into oblivion.

I won't be burying any hatchets, William, unless I get a clear shot to your groin.

I'm gonna send this [hair] to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, so they can use it to plug the holes in their trailer.

Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination horror!

You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian.

Get out of my office... if you can manage squeezing through the door without your water breaking all over the carpet.

Glee Quotes

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn

Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?