You don't deserve the power of Madonna... simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo, who refuse to mate.

I thought I smelled cookies from the tears of elves weeping that live in your hair.

You think this hard. I'm passing a gallstone as we speak. That is hard!

Somewhere on the English countryside, in a stately manor, Madonna is weeping.

As Madonna once said, I'm tough, I'm ambitious and if that makes me a bitch, that's what I am. Pretty sure she stole that line from Sue Sylvester. No, really. I said it first.

A la Madonna, I'll no longer acknowledge that any of you have last names.

Sue: What would Madonna do? Well, the answer to that question would normally be: date a younger man.

Do you not understand the blackmail process and how it works?

What you call insanity, I call inspiration.

I'm instating a new policy in which we play Madonna over the PA at all hours, everyday.

[Madonna is] the most powerful woman ever to walk the face of the earth.

You need to become even more narcissistic than ever before.

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I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

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