While they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using them.

Never let anything distract you from winning.

Mrs. Hitchens: Who do you think I am?
Sue: That's a very good question because I've forgotten both your names.

If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning.

You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.

I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.

[Ramps] are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage able-bodied students from getting proper exercise by using the stairs.

What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.

You sunk my battleship, Rod. And you sunk it hard.

I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling.

Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.

I can't stand the sight of kids getting emotional, unless it's from physical exhaustion.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.

Rachel

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn