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You're right, Will. I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I can only call "religious."

I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.

Sue: When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing.
Will: That's called a piano, Sue.

Principal Figgins: Let's hug it out.
Will: I'd rather not.
Sue: I don't see that happening.

God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester.

I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.

I can't wait to start singing and dancing and maybe even putting on the Ritz a little bit.

I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.

Every time I try to destroy that club, it comes back strong than some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.

[to Emma] Ellen, that blouse is just insane.

You're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them.

When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Will: I hate to say it but I think as long as you keep being yourself, your life is probably going to be a constant string of 'don't belongs'.
Unique: I know. I should probably start getting used to it.
Will: No, no. You should never get used to it. All great changes come from people who refused to get used to what was accepted but wasn't right. Slavery, gay rights, New Coke.

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