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Glee

You're right, Will. I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I can only call "religious."

I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.

Sue: When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing.
Will: That's called a piano, Sue.

Principal Figgins: Let's hug it out.
Will: I'd rather not.
Sue: I don't see that happening.

God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester.

I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.

I can't wait to start singing and dancing and maybe even putting on the Ritz a little bit.

I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.

Every time I try to destroy that club, it comes back strong than some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.

[to Emma] Ellen, that blouse is just insane.

You're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them.

When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

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