Get out of my office... if you can manage squeezing through the door without your water breaking all over the carpet.

Will: I'm thinking about leaving my wife.
Sue: Well, I didn't see that one coming at all.

What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.

You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hail with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it.

Quinn: Coach Sylvester, we need to talk.
Sue: I've got nothing to say to you, preggo.

All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.

You three are boring me now. I'm gonna go do something else.

While they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using them.

Never let anything distract you from winning.

Mrs. Hitchens: Who do you think I am?
Sue: That's a very good question because I've forgotten both your names.

If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning.

You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.