Every time I try to destroy that club, it comes back strong than some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.

[to Emma] Ellen, that blouse is just insane.

You're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them.

When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious.

Sue: I'll often yell at homeless people: 'Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once.'

Find your voice. Stomp that yard. All that crap.

Not everyone is gonna have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance. But I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage.

I got a satellite interview. That's lingo for an interview, via satellite.

Caning works! And I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here... yes, we cane!

I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office.

I want my full budget restored. I want a fog machine.

I will not be satisfied until glee club is disbanded.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.

Rachel

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn