Not everyone is gonna have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance. But I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage.

I got a satellite interview. That's lingo for an interview, via satellite.

Caning works! And I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here... yes, we cane!

I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office.

I want my full budget restored. I want a fog machine.

I will not be satisfied until glee club is disbanded.

That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.

Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything.

Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I.

Sue: We're gonna bring this club down.
Quinn: And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back.
Sue: I don't care so much about that.

Emma: Since when are cheerleaders performers?
Sue: Your resentment is delicious.

You think this is hard? Try waterboarding. That's hard!

Sue Sylvestor

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt and Walter] Shall we start with something to drink? Perhaps a Shirley Temple in a sippy cup for Sonny. And how about a chalky Ensure, enriched with calcium to fortify those brittle bones?

Sue

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn