I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.

Sue: When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing.
Will: That's called a piano, Sue.

Principal Figgins: Let's hug it out.
Will: I'd rather not.
Sue: I don't see that happening.

God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester.

I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.

I can't wait to start singing and dancing and maybe even putting on the Ritz a little bit.

I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.

Every time I try to destroy that club, it comes back strong than some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.

[to Emma] Ellen, that blouse is just insane.

You're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them.

When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious.

Sue: I'll often yell at homeless people: 'Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once.'

Glee Quotes

Sue: I don't care for your attitude.
Santana: Well I don't give a hot wet monkey's ass what you care for.

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

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