Sue Sylvester Quotes (Page 26)
Season 1, Episode 4: "Preggers"
Sue: Find your voice. Stomp that yard. All that crap.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: Not everyone is gonna have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance. But I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Sue: I got a satellite interview. That's lingo for an interview, via satellite.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: Caning works! And I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here... yes, we cane!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 3: "Acafellas"
Sue: I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: I want my full budget restored. I want a fog machine.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Sue: I will not be satisfied until glee club is disbanded.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 2: "Showmance"
Sue: That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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