Find your voice. Stomp that yard. All that crap.

Not everyone is gonna have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance. But I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage.

I got a satellite interview. That's lingo for an interview, via satellite.

Caning works! And I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here... yes, we cane!

I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office.

I want my full budget restored. I want a fog machine.

I will not be satisfied until glee club is disbanded.

That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.

Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything.

Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I.

Sue: We're gonna bring this club down.
Quinn: And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back.
Sue: I don't care so much about that.

Emma: Since when are cheerleaders performers?
Sue: Your resentment is delicious.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.