Sue Sylvester Quotes (Page 4)
Season 3, Episode 18: "Choke"
Sue: I spent the weekend sending your photo to ivory poachers who could make an absolute fortune selling your enormous white teeth on the black market.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "Saturday Night Glee-ver"
Sue: Brittany thought of it. She gets an idea once every couple years and, lucky for us, this was a good one.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: Her chagrin is limited only by the fact that she has a brain the size of a toddler's fist.
Brittany: I can show you the MRI.
• Rating: Unrated
Sue: Let's be honest, William. You've been out of ideas since Madonna week.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 15: "Big Brother"
Sue: It's in my DNA to be intense, okay, just like it's in Porcelain's DNA to poop rainbow glitter.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: Will you sign my breast?
Cooper: My pleasure. "Keep on dreaming. Yours ... Cooper Anderson."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: Hey, Mercedes, who you texting?
Mercedes: I'm not texting anyone, I'm donating to the Obama campaign...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 14: "On My Way"
Sue [to Quinn]: You proved that it's never too late to turn your life around.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: In the last week, you either enjoyed a delicious curry or a hug from Principal Figgins.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 12: "The Spanish Teacher"
Sue: I spend the day vibrating with wide irrational rage.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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