Susie Greene Quotes
Season 8, Episode 10: "Larry vs. Michael J. Fox"
Jeff: I took a bullet for ya.
Susie: Well it was a bike, technically.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 8: "Car Periscope"
Larry: I am going to go do something nice, right now.
Susie: It's about time.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 6: "The Hero"
Susie: Ya know Larry, I think you're taking the wrong tactic with these women. I really do. I think you have to present who you reall are.
Larry: I did present who I really was; a phony, a fraud, a prevaricator. I presented who I was.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Susie: Don't impose your desires on my whole cuisine.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 5: "Vow of Silence"
Susie: You know what the best thing about going to New York is? I'm not gonna see your face for three months.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 1: "The Divorce"
Susie: What are you f**king kidding me? You think we're gonna have a nice divorce if we ever get divorced. No f**king way. I'm taking you for everything you have Mister. I'm taking your balls, and I'm thumbtacking them to the wall.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 8: "Wandering Bear"
Susie: Wandering Elk, whatever the f**k your name is, you were paid already.
Wandering Bear: You don't need to talk like that. You're a better person than that.
Larry: No, she's not.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 4: "The Weatherman"
Susie: Jeffrey, who's there?
Jeff: Larry.
Susie: (hushed) Carmelita, put Oscar in the bedroom, and close the door.
• Rating: Unrated
Susie: (sees an apparent boner on Larry after Oscar muzzled his crotch) Enjoying the dog, Larry?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 2: "Ben's Birthday Party"
Larry: He said "no gifts."
Susie: Nobody means that. You took that seriously?
• Rating: Unrated
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