Tabitha Wilson Quotes
Season 1, Episode 12: "Hello, Goodbye, Amen"
Tabitha: Believe me, dear, when the topic of discussion is money, drinking always helps
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 11: "That Which We Destroy"
Tabitha: Now I have to reconfigure all my maths. Dixon, if I want to be... 54, how old do I have to say I was when I had your father now that he has a 25-year-old son he conceived when he was 18?
Dixon: Eleven.
Tabitha: Hum... that's a little unseemly.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tabitha: Are you one of those patriotic Americans I hear so much about?
• Rating: Unrated
Debbie: Eat a pig in a blanket.
Tabitha: What does she mean by that? Is that some sort of Kansas-style vulgarity?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 7: "There's No Place Like Homecoming"
Tabitha: Tou could take on Tracy. When it comes to class, brains, and beauty, my dear, she's no match for you
Debbie: Tabitha, I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me
Tabitha: That's okay, I won't remember it in the morning
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tabitha: I didn't know Kansas women didn't have cajones
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 6: "Hollywood Forever"
Tabitha: I like to swim naked. I like how the water feels when it glides off my ass.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tabitha: Harry, it's my pool and I'm gonna do what I want when I want.
Harry: Did I miss a segue here?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 3: "The Bubble"
Tabitha: You've gotta sing like your privates are on fire!
• Rating: Unrated
Tabitha: When the theater is in pain, I come to mend the wound.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 16