I don't trust these small town locals - I am too...

Tara: What happened to your neck?
Max: A door-to-door werewolf.

Marshall is dating a girl? I guess that makes sense on opposite day.

I just can't tell him I am transitioning again.

Nothing else is going to happen between us because I am trouble, okay? I am trouble.

Honey has it occurred to you that now that I am better you are just looking for another project.

Tara: Why does this feel like a small victory? I bet everyone thought that I would be the one to off myself. But guess what Oak Avenue? The lady with all the personalities is not the most f***ed up person on the block.
Kate: You are now.

Chinese checkers - I've got Chinese checkers here!

Max

It's an apron relax.

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